Fictinal characters you're horrified that you find so attractive

[Tehlanna TPX]

I had some embarrassing crushes when I was younger.

Brent Spiner as Data
LeVar Burton
Phil Collins

..and a really really confusing erotic dream involving David Bowie in his Labyrinth hair and costume. I couldn't watch that movie for years after that dream.

Now adays? Nothing really shameful. I'd totall do any character nathan fillion voices/acts/wtvr. Rawr....

and Seshomaru. And I can't spell it atm. But I'd hit that. Mmmmm.

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

If you read enough of my posts, you shouldn't even have to guess.

Spoiler: Ratchet, anybody?

Ratchet, anybody?

He's so cute yet so badass that he starts to look sexy to me. Not in the least aroused by any other furries though, only him.

Huh, yeah me too! For pretty much the same reason. Also:

Spoiler: Probably an obscure one

Nelson the metrosexual fox from BBC3's puppet comedy Mongrels. There's just something about him that entices me, I don't know if I want to be friends or something more...

I'm not even a furry... or am I? *Identity crisis pending*

It's okay. Nelson is brilliant.
And here I thought I was the only person who watched that show...

 

[starhaven]

I'm not even going to waste my time including a pic, as anyone who cares will already know, but River Tam kinda makes me feel guilty for finding attractive, as she is insane as well as able to kill you really, really fast.

but she is hot

 

[hermes]

]I'll just go ahead and say...

Spoiler

Explain that one for me,please good sir.

Search Bridget (character from Guilty Gear) in wikipedia... You are free to feel arroused, then surprised, then ashamed.

You can also search Poison from Final Fight, while you are at it.

 

[Lord Of Cyberia]

Raiden, and also the Geth for having Raiden's huge hips.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/masseffect/images/c/c8/Geth_Destroyer_01.jpg



Seriously, what is up with Raiden? He doesn't even need to kill people, he just hypnotizes them with his thighs...

 

[bfgmetalhead]

i can say tali from mass effect and the major from ghost in the shell GIGGATY

 

[Proverbial Jon]

If you read enough of my posts, you shouldn't even have to guess.

Spoiler: Ratchet, anybody?

Ratchet, anybody?

He's so cute yet so badass that he starts to look sexy to me. Not in the least aroused by any other furries though, only him.

Huh, yeah me too! For pretty much the same reason. Also:

Spoiler: Probably an obscure one

Nelson the metrosexual fox from BBC3's puppet comedy Mongrels. There's just something about him that entices me, I don't know if I want to be friends or something more...

I'm not even a furry... or am I? *Identity crisis pending*

It's okay. Nelson is brilliant.
And here I thought I was the only person who watched that show...

A fellow Mongrel-ite? I thought I was alone, so terribly alone! You sir, have made my day!

I just want to hug him, is that so bad? Anyone for a game of Boggle?

 

[Sacman]

Wow. I had no idea there were so many pedophiles on this site. You know who you are.

Oh, hey there, glad you could make it. I've been meaning to introduce you to someone - this is the Title of the Thread. Title, meet Frozen Donkey. I'm surprised you two hadn't gotten together already.

On another note:

Remember, everyone, knowing where that picture comes from automatically makes you a terrible person~

Where is it from? I wanna be a terrible person!!!

 

[Death-of-Penguins]

If you read enough of my posts, you shouldn't even have to guess.

Spoiler: Ratchet, anybody?

Ratchet, anybody?

He's so cute yet so badass that he starts to look sexy to me. Not in the least aroused by any other furries though, only him.

Huh, yeah me too! For pretty much the same reason. Also:

Spoiler: Probably an obscure one

Nelson the metrosexual fox from BBC3's puppet comedy Mongrels. There's just something about him that entices me, I don't know if I want to be friends or something more...

I'm not even a furry... or am I? *Identity crisis pending*

It's okay. Nelson is brilliant.
And here I thought I was the only person who watched that show...

A fellow Mongrel-ite? I thought I was alone, so terribly alone! You sir, have made my day!

I just want to hug him, is that so bad? Anyone for a game of Boggle?

It's not bad. I think he needs a hug, to be honest. Just make sure that it's him you hug, and not Vince or something. You seem pretty cool, and we don't need you to end up the way of Harry Hill or something...

 

[Flamezdudes]

Spoiler

Spoiler

FF fans should know this.

Spoiler

Spoiler

I... can't help it.. I'M SORRY!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Wow. I had no idea there were so many pedophiles on this site. You know who you are.

Oh, hey there, glad you could make it. I've been meaning to introduce you to someone - this is the Title of the Thread. Title, meet Frozen Donkey. I'm surprised you two hadn't gotten together already.

Yeah, yeah yeah, I get it. It's supposed to be horrifying. You and about 10 other people have made me VERY much aware of this. Well, here's my problem with that. I think that being attracted to ANY fictional character is pretty damn creepy, which is why I find it doubly creepy that so many of you are attracted to fictional small children. Which is why I called you pedophiles. I'm not apoligizing, nor am I changing that statement.

 

[Thomas Parker]

personally its tali the greatest in game character and it feels like a proper relationship

 

[Dancingman]

There is no goddamn way I am going to post her on here but I still remember back when I watched Animaniacs that I experienced the closest thing to lust that I as a young'un uneducated about the ways of sexuality could come up with, for Minerva Mink, yes I still remember her name, and that's the only furry cartoon character that ever turned me on really, and I myself am not a furry, whatever, sexuality is weird that way.

 

[The Gawaine]

Medusa... man I love researchers.

 

[Break]

Yeah, yeah yeah, I get it. It's supposed to be horrifying. You and about 10 other people have made me VERY much aware of this. Well, here's my problem with that. I think that being attracted to ANY fictional character is pretty damn creepy, which is why I find it doubly creepy that so many of you are attracted to fictional small children. Which is why I called you pedophiles. I'm not apoligizing, nor am I changing that statement.

Oh, definitely. It's incredibly creepy. I'm a terrible, terrible person. You're absolutely right, as a healthy, non-crazy person, to be hugely disgusted by the whole thing. But, well, I don't mind it when people are a little light-hearted about this stuff, either... I mean, this is also sort of directed at anybody who got upset when you started using the P-word, but is it necessary to be so serious about it? I mean, on the one hand, it's awful, but on the other hand, it just isn't real. How much can you really care about something like that? The discussion is about attraction to fictional characters, which is ridiculous enough in itself, and now we're talking about a thousand-year-old demon who looks like a little girl with bat wings and owns an army of lazy exploding penguins. I'm honestly not sure what else we could add to make this conversation any sillier.

Remember, everyone, knowing where that picture comes from automatically makes you a terrible person~

Where is it from? I wanna be a terrible person!!!

Don't worry, my friend. I'm sure, if you're that curious about it, that you already are a terrible person. Don't you see? You had it inside you all along!

 

[Shoqiyqa]

Don't you see? You had it inside you all along!

No, that's not an answer to the thread title. Just no.

 

[Sacman]

I'm honestly not sure what else we could add to make this conversation any sillier.

how about this:

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Don't you see? You had it inside you all along!

No, that's not an answer to the thread title. Just no.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.skadaddlemedia.com/uploads/pewter_trophy_lrg.jpeg&imgrefurl=http://www.skadaddlemedia.com/blog/&usg=__R-8-ckCbdZhl4iHUVnWqiv2rdmQ=&h=323&w=300&sz=15&hl=en&start=0&tbnid=XKUvV4MExeA0FM:&tbnh=137&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtrophy%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D521%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C39&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=124&vpy=160&dur=857&hovh=233&hovw=216&tx=117&ty=132&ei=hvxZTLv3E4T68Ab6pqmxCw&page=1&ndsp=12&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&biw=1024&bih=521

It's my award for hilarious posts. You've earned it.

 

[Mcupobob]

Wow. I had no idea there were so many pedophiles on this site. You know who you are.

Oh, hey there, glad you could make it. I've been meaning to introduce you to someone - this is the Title of the Thread. Title, meet Frozen Donkey. I'm surprised you two hadn't gotten together already.

On another note:

Remember, everyone, knowing where that picture comes from automatically makes you a terrible person~

Where is it from? I wanna be a terrible person!!!

It took all my awesome computer skills to find out where this is from. I quoted this and googled the image, anyways its from something called the 8thshade but I couldn't go any farther than that.

 

[Sacman]

Wow. I had no idea there were so many pedophiles on this site. You know who you are.

Oh, hey there, glad you could make it. I've been meaning to introduce you to someone - this is the Title of the Thread. Title, meet Frozen Donkey. I'm surprised you two hadn't gotten together already.

On another note:

Remember, everyone, knowing where that picture comes from automatically makes you a terrible person~

Where is it from? I wanna be a terrible person!!!

It took all my awesome computer skills to find out where this is from. I quoted this and googled the image, anyways its from something called the 8thshade but I couldn't go any farther than that.

lol I was just joking. <_< *Shifty Eyes*