First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.

[zombiestrangler]

A) Where's the bathroom?
B) What'd I miss?

 

[Vanbael]

Get me the Doctor

 

[MickDaddyG_6]

The clown has no Penis

 

[Lady Larunai]

something along the lines of.. damn I hope im not stealing this from day of the triffids...

 

[TheFloBros]

"Is my wife dead yet?"

 

[fessferenc]

This might be slightly unrelated, but one time when i woke from one of my adesonian crises (when i was much younger) the first thing i said was something like "grandma, could you make me some french fries?"

 

[scarecrow123]

Damn nature you scary!

 

[Scarecrow]

'.....French toast please.'

 

[duchaked]

just cry cuz I'd have dreamed that Firefly was brought back

 

[duchaked]

"Man, I'm going to do SO much cocaine...and rape so many fine bitches. It'll be like '5 o-clock? Its *****-raping time!'"

Cookie for those who know where this is from.

lol I thought that sounded familiar...that line from Predators really made me glare at the guy haha

 

[eatenbyagrue]

"Porn. NOW."

 

[Betancore]

I'd probably say something really mundane and boring like, "Water," or "Where am I?" or "What the fuck happened there?"

 

[duchaked]

Fucking respawn time!

LOL okay you win this thread

 

[minus_273c]

My sister : Hello Richard, do you know where you are?
Me : Yeh, I'm in hospital.
My sister : That's right. Do you know why you're here?
Me : I assume I had some horendous accident on the bike.
My sister : That's right.
Me : How long have I been in?
My sister : Eight days.
Me : Fuck! Has anyone told work?

Ok, so it's only eight days, but it's an actual occurence rather than me imaging anything...

 

[Farotsu]

"Did I win?"

 

[Aur0ra145]

"How is CoD:MW 18?"

"What do you mean the DLC is $85 for 3 maps?!"

 

[Josdeb]

Soooooo, what did I miss?

 

[sidecord]

ether "I HAVE COME FOR YOUR SOUL"
or "hello my friend, stay a while and listen"

 

[badgersprite]

Oh, fuck, I left the gas on!

 

[Hulten]

"ERREFFHHHFMEEEEEHHH!"

Because I will have a fucking feeding tube down my throat and a bed pan full of shit under my ass.