So...a switch? That's hardly a new practice. I don't think it's a good habit for parents, but it's not some sort of new, sadistic thing.Earnest Cavalli said:On Saturday, October 15, Fremon Seay's teenaged stepdaughter went to a party in Puyallup, Washington. By going she was defying Seay and her mother, and Seay drove to the event and dragged her home.
Typical situation for the parents of a teenager, right? So far. When they arrived home however, things took a turn for the baffling.
After beating the girl with what reports are calling "a tree branch,"
Really? You had a groundball here: 300lbs man pummels 16 year old girl with a wooden sword for two hours, under the bizarre pretenses that it's something other than a one-sided beating. Instead, you're going out of your way to mock his hobbies. I'm not a participant myself, but I know a few people who sword-spar fairly regularly or take part in armor-fighting. That's just a needless low-blow, Cavalli. It's like Fox News randomly adding to a criminal's description that, "He spends hours on end submerged in a digital, delusional fantasy world, duped into paying a monthly fee for what might as well be a second job." It's a shallow attempt to make the target look worse, but even if I wouldn't be surprised to hear it from Fox, I'm surprised to hear it from an Escapist writer.Earnest Cavalli said:the 300-plus pound Seay sat on the girl's back, before deciding to blend her punishment with his ongoing love of the Renaissance Fair. Seay, it seems, spends much of his free time dressed in faux armor having faux swordfights with other adults dressed as faux knights, and now that his stepdaughter was 16, he decided that she was now old enough to have a swordfight with him.
Thus, she was sent off to gather her armor. On returning to the front lawn, the girl was forced to battle her stepfather -- an event that consisted entirely of Seay beating the girl with a wooden sword from 2AM to 4AM. Following the "duel," the girl collapsed, covered in bruises.
Are you joking? The guy beat his stepdaughter with a wooden sword for two hours, then forced her to strip and watch a TV preacher? And you still thought you had to make him look worse?Earnest Cavalli said:At this point, "her parents allegedly made her strip down to her underwear and then watch a 'Sunday sermon' on TV by an unknown preacher," according to the generally reliable Seattle Weekly [http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2011/10/fremon_seay_yelm_renaissance_d.php].
...right. Then why suggest it might be something else? He beat her with a plain old tree branch first. Why aren't woodlands on the list of possible culprits?Earnest Cavalli said:Whenever an event like this occurs -- and by "event like this," I mean anything that is simultaneously horrid and almost hilariously weird -- it is always our first instinct as rational human beings to assuage our fears of a truly random, uncaring reality by assigning blame.
So, what would you boys and girls like to pin this on? The RenFaire scene? Organized religion? The idiosyncrasies of rural America? Personally, I was leaning toward "fat dudes with cliché facial hair," but I'm up for whatever.