Fox News Says Bulletstorm Could Make You a Rapist

DirgeNovak

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Andy Chalk said:
In other news, Bill O'Reilly still isn't sure where the moon came from.
Never a miscommunication.

Anyway, is anyone still surprised by this? Fox News has the journalistic integrity of an anglerfish and half its ethic sense.
 

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Kakulukia said:
Anyway, is anyone still surprised by this?
I'm surprised by the fact that the Escapist would put this on the front page, and I'm surprised at Chalk's complete lack of integrity in this particular story.

I'm sickened (but not surprised) by the vitriol being spewed against Fox News in the comments section.
 

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First of all: Prove the marketing is aimed at children and adolescents without the words: Explosions, Violence or Weapon.

Second of all: Even if the above is proven true if the children who play this game have proper parents they first of all would not have it bought for them and second of all wouldn't be able to play the game because their parents would be doing their job. Honestly there should be a waiver signed when you pop the little ankle-biters out.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
In other news, Bill O'Reilly still isn't sure where the moon came from.
BUT WHY DOEZN'T MARS HAVE A MOON TOO!!??

Bwahahahahahaha! Oh, sorry. I actually just saw that clip earlier and am still laughing hysterically.

Destal said:
So, Bill O'Rielly wasn't mentioned anywhere in the article at all, so I'm not sure where you are coming up with that
Just watch. [http://www.cracked.com/video_18254_bill-oreilly-teaches-kids-about-science.html]
 

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Anarchemitis said:
Just because I don't agree with such a disreputable news group from having such a large audience, doesn't mean I agree with such violent video games having a large audience. There are so many other things we could use game engines for apart from depiction of guns and boobs.
like robot boobs with guns built in.

OT: in all seriousness. fox news is the biggest joke ever. i saw the title and laughed. fox loves bashing on video games because we're like the scrawny new kid on the play ground while all the other media art forms are the big kids who can do what they want because they've been around longer. hopefully once we've taken our licks for this fox will move on to something new like virtual reality or actual news reporting or animal husbandtry or something
 

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If Bulletstorm apparently promotes rape, what are they going to say about Duke Nukem Forever?
I can see it now...
THIS JUST IN FROM FOX NEWS:
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER TELLS BLIND ORPHANS TO SUMMON ARTHATRHAHS, THE BLOODY DEATH RAPE GOD OF SEXUAL CONTENT, FROM HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER IN THE DIMENSION OF PURE NUCLEAR CHAOS VIOLENCE SO HE CAN MOLEST PUPPIES.


Seriously? What parent would let their child play Bulletstorm anyways? My dad let me play some violent games at a younger age, but he still had limits. That doesn't take anything away from it. I plan to enjoy Bulletstorm in it's entirety of insane violence and awesomeness.
Oh, and I was raised on Quake 3. I'm fine. I don't show any signs of being a truly violent person.
 

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MrSnugglesworth said:
SlainPwner666 said:
MrSnugglesworth said:
SlainPwner666 said:
MrSnugglesworth said:
Well if videogames aren't the cause of violence, tell me where it comes from.

You can't can you?
Violence has been around since even before man has. It's "Cause" is still a mystery, but allow me to speculate.

Anger, hatred, greed, and fear. Four of some of the oldest emotions, and some of the most dangerous.
You apparently did not c wut i did thar =/
My bad. Sarcasm is hard to read on the internet.
It wasn't sarcasm, as it was making fun of the comment about Bill O'Reilly. Bill was talking to some kids about the moon and he said something along the lines of

"Okay, so the moon causes the tides, so where did the moon come from. Tell me where it came from. You can't, can you?"
Ah! Once again my mistake, can't say I've seen the original clip.
 

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Y'know, I've been doing better in school recently. However, my underwear is suddenly prone to go mysteriously missing nowadays. Am I to gather from this that because I am losing my underwear, I am suddenly more studious?

No! This is what is called Non-Correlating Data! Just because the moon's a little higher in the sky, doesn't mean more sharks are gonna eat people! It's complete, utter, random chance!
 

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Noobsalad said:
I'm surprised by the fact that the Escapist would put this on the front page, and I'm surprised at Chalk's complete lack of integrity in this particular story.

I'm sickened (but not surprised) by the vitriol being spewed against Fox News in the comments section.
Do you even watch FOX news? It's mostly garbage....
 

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LOL fox news is full of crap. If parents paid attention to what their children played then what does it matter, but hey thats the media for you.
 

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binnsyboy said:
samsonguy920 said:
Heck these days you would think more parents are more than willing to play the game and know better. But we still got those still stuck in the mindset that games are for kids and anything like Bulletstorm shouldn't even be produced. And we can thank Fox largely for that set of ignorance and laziness.
Yes... THAT'S why I'm playing an adrenaline fueled FPS with a pint glass of red bull... for the children.
Only a pint?
 

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I really sort of wish I could get FOX News, just to laugh at its idiocy. Living in the UK holds many disadvantages :(
 

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Xero Scythe said:
This is what is called Non-Correlating Data! Just because the moon's a little higher in the sky, doesn't mean more sharks are gonna eat people! It's complete, utter, random chance!
This moon business literally has nothing to do with the article, but I'll join in anyway. O'Reilly is alluding to Thomas Aquinas' idea of the Unmoved Mover. According to cause and effect, everything must have a cause. This creates a paradox where nothing could be created. To resolve this paradox there must be something that has existed forever and had no cause. That thing is called God.

You can disagree with the proof if you want (I disagree with it), but don't simply dismiss the idea as ridiculous; it has serious credentials.
 

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Fox News also called Mass Effect pornography because of a brief nude scene in the game, so of course those fuckwits will overreact over Bulletstorm. After all, they need something to do when they're not bashing the Obama administration.
 

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Is this...like...fun? Is it some kind of fetish to look at freedoms and think "Hmmm...I wonder what things we can exclude from this...let's attack those things"?

I love the thought that my freedoms are moot because Fox's reporters and viewers have children.
 

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fox news needs to learn thta some kids wont even underStand the words, if they did they most likely wouldnt do it
 

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And the only thing that entered my mind while reading this was the shrill voice of those who attempt to ban Mark Twain.

Every medium has people attributing society's downfall to it, even today. Hopefully video games will stop becoming such a mainstream target soon.