I really want to be a voice actor, I have for most of my life, and one thing I used to really dream about was of being on Futurama. If I made it onto the show and got to be a guy who screams for one second off-camera, it would still be worth it if I got to meet the cast, maybe get some tips for getting jobs on other shows, and start a career in it. I looked over the descriptions given in the original article linked above, and considered auditioning for about 30 seconds before realizing that not only would I always blame myself for taking away part of that wonderful show if I got the job, but it would also be a terrible career move, because no one, NO ONE can replace any of them. If Fox goes through with this, their restarting the show is going to be the final nail in the coffin. They'll be no way to bring it back because no one will ever trust them to handle it right. I would probably never get a job in voice acting because I would be known for my appearance in the horrible remake of Futurama, and I would have to live with the fact that I was a part of killing one of my favorite series' for good.
I'm ashamed it took me a full 30 seconds to figure that out.