Friday Box Office: Ninja Turtles Defeat Marvel's Guardians

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ron1n said:
Reminds me of Grown Ups 2 beating out Pacific Rim on the opening weekend last year.

Can never underestimate the earning power of junk family/kids features unfortunately.
Yes, because Pacific Rim is a masterpiece.........which of course it isn't.
I will admit, the big fighting scene with the two monsters in the city was cool........but the whole movie was weak and stupid as hell.

OP:
I just watched Nostalgia Critic's Review a few minutes ago and it seems maybe I will watched when I can rent it. Also I like the design of the turtles. At first I was sceptical, but then I remembered the old designs and I see why they did that.....
I hope the sequel to have at least more memorial moments like the elevator one [I saw the trailer, so no a spoiler].
 

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ron1n said:
Reminds me of Grown Ups 2 beating out Pacific Rim on the opening weekend last year.

Can never underestimate the earning power of junk family/kids features unfortunately.
Except that can you really call a movie with a perpetually horny turtle constantly hitting on a woman a family/kids film? No, what you can't underestimate is the damned "Bro" (read: douchebag frat-boy) demographic.

This news makes me sad.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
canadamus_prime said:
Nah nerd whining is very hard to miss, you don't need to be a Jedi to feel that.
Yeah, but it'd probably kill [b[them[/b]
No kidding. Palpatine wouldn't need Order 66, he'd just need to release a story like this and wait for the backlash. Probably in a sealed bunker.
 

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ultreos2 said:
Yes god and heaven forbids people to watch a movie for, oh I dunno entertainment?

People get one or two Michael Bay movies every year, which, for some reason that seems beyond all critics, and pseudo intellectuals, makes a ton of money EVERY SINGLE TIME!

And each time people will just chalk it up to the human race being it's typical stupid self, or whatever random thought comes to mind.

Yes it totally couldn't be that they found a formula that keeps people entertained, that despite all the story flaws, Michael Bay in Co. have come up with a formula that not only works for movies, it works well.

We are into the fourth transformers film people. 4, four, quatro, shi, IV, and it continues to make mad amounts of money, despite people being "Disappointed" with the previous critical flops each and every time.

Isn't it time you admit, that for some people, it isn't about how great the movie should, or could have been, but more it's a matter of how entertaining it should be, and how entertained it can keep the audience?

We have a generation of people that grew up on stupid youtube videos and gave those youtube video millions upon millions of views.

A picture of a toaster cat running through space with a rainbow behind it garnered millions of hits on it's own merit of just existing.

Movies are about entertainment, it might not entertain you, but clearly it entertains people enough that it rolls to the tune of a 60 million opening weekend.

An old novelist friend of mine, who writes Star Wars novels, said the following.

It doesn't really matter how great you write something, if no one ever bothers to read it. I am paraphrasing that.

The goal of a writer, much like the goal of a movie. Is to entertain the audience. Make it worth the 10-15 bucks you spent per head to be entertained by it.

We can blame the audience, or we can blame the industry, but what it all boils down to, is that the most successful releases, seem to be the most stupid to critics. This has been going on for literally more then a decade.

It's time for people to admit that there might be a reason for that.

Now excuse me while I got watch the new Ninja Turtles movie.
Like someone said [I don't remember who said that]:
People will NEVER know what truly they want, until they try it. Golden Rule of this world.

As you said, many people said they don't like movies like Pacific Rim,Transformers,Twilight,Star Wars,etc., but they will watch them anyway.....because they don't know if they like the movie in reality.
Myself I watched the first Transformer film, but I am this close to see the second film just because I *might* like it.....
Maybe the movie isn't so bad I hearing all these years. Maybe I am one of these persons I like stupid movies watching robots fighting without a reason what so ever....
And for that reason we have advertisement people.
 

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Racecarlock said:
And you just know the next movie will have april's parents using lots of unfunny innuendo and some guy in a G string because penis jokes.
Does the cartoons/comics showed April's parents before? Just curious I must say.
 

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zellosoli said:
not that i'm surprised by this, but is has got me thinking

who IS actually seeing these movies? I mean maybe I'm talking from a bubble here since myself and my friend group and such did not see (nor really have any intention of seeing) this or any Bay movie.

there is one guy i know who dose see all his movies (he's really only an aquatence through one of my LAN friends) and he's the kinda guy who shrugged and said "bummer" when the Doc's told him he had diabetes.

I mean, I cant be one of the smart ones right? (hell i'm average at best). it has to be something more to this like some sort of "the movie guys behind bay are just saying its a hit over and over so that they can convice people its a good movie and get money from....something" I dunno but not "the majority of people in the world are like this guy"

Its something to joke about yeah but....seriously?
Emm....me? I am the reason why M.B. make more movies like this.
But please don't hurt me, because my taste is different from others.
I once heared a critic hate the Dark Knight movie. He had good reasons to hate it. But guess what? I didn't cared. I LOVE DARK KNIGHT!!!! I AM THE KNIGHT!!!!!
Maybe I like the new TNT movie. Maybe I won't. So this movie is a rental for me.
 

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Gorfias said:
*throws up flame shield*

I'm at least happy for Megan Fox. Oddly, for reasons I cannot figure out, I do wish her well.

Seriously odd. All I know about her is she is cute as hell and at one point, pissed off Bay. There are plenty of women in Hollywood that are cute and pissed off Bay.

Still, Turtles made a mint? Good on her.

What? She looks faker than a pornstar and has worse acting chops than a pornstar.

She did look better before she had plastic surgery though.

 

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Gorfias said:
*throws up flame shield*

I'm at least happy for Megan Fox. Oddly, for reasons I cannot figure out, I do wish her well.

Seriously odd. All I know about her is she is cute as hell and at one point, pissed off Bay. There are plenty of women in Hollywood that are cute and pissed off Bay.

Still, Turtles made a mint? Good on her.
Anyone who flames you for wishing another person well, no matter who they are (unless they're fricking Hitler or something) is kind of a piece of sh!t. Sure, she's not a great actress or anything and her mouth can sometimes get away from her, but that doesn't warrant the hatred people seem to feel towards her.

On-topic, though... I'm pretty sure the "drop" is a much more significant stat for week two of a movie than actual box office position. Having a respectible 55% drop for a nearly 100 mil opener and coming out at #2 against a high-profile release is much better than if it had had a 65%+ drop with no real competition and stayed at #1.
 

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While that news sucks, it is concerning until next week. The first week will get tons of pre-review watches by both those genuinely interested (ie. A Ton of kids) and those who are curious to see if it is in anyway good or just the train wreck that most people on the internet predicted it would be.
 

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Could you all please tone down on the Doom & Gloom?

Guardians is in its SECOND week, while Turtles just premiered. Big difference there. In fact, Guardians had a MUCH STRONGER opening, at over 90 million, which you will notice is about 50% more than the Turtles' 60 million listed in the article. So no, the latest Baybomination hasn't beaten one of the best movies of the year. Also, it remains to be seen what the dropoff will be for Turtles in the coming weeks. I'm guessing it'll be harsh.

And it's not like Grownups 2 VS Pacific Rim, which opened against each other and Grownups 2 won. Guardians beat the Turtles and quite a few people need better reading comprehension skills...
 

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I don't know what I find more humorous.

That we're reporting on this in such a manner as to indicate that it actually matters. At all.

- or -

The incredible amount of ridiculous, hyperbolic overreaction people are demonstrating at this news. It's as if they think their admiration and enjoyment of GotG is entirely predicated on it being, and remaining, more popular than things they don't like. (seriously people? GotG has already made it's fucking money and has a guaranteed sequel. calm the fuck down)

canadamus_prime said:
I felt a great disturbance in the internet as if a thousand nerds all cried out at once and... continued whining.
I'm pretty sure I can hear the screams if I stick my head out the window. It's like a nasally drone echoing against the wind.
 

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canadamus_prime said:
No kidding. Palpatine wouldn't need Order 66, he'd just need to release a story like this and wait for the backlash. Probably in a sealed bunker.
I don't think even Palpatine could be that evil.

Wait. Oh my God, I know who is....


RJ Dalton said:
Except that can you really call a movie with a perpetually horny turtle constantly hitting on a woman a family/kids film? No, what you can't underestimate is the damned "Bro" (read: douchebag frat-boy) demographic.

This news makes me sad.
Maybe it's just shitty parenting?

Seriously, Mikey wouldn't be the first character in a kid's flick trying to get some.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
canadamus_prime said:
No kidding. Palpatine wouldn't need Order 66, he'd just need to release a story like this and wait for the backlash. Probably in a sealed bunker.
I don't think even Palpatine could be that evil.

Wait. Oh my God, I know who is....

No no. Anita Sarkeesian would just release a video ranting about how misogynistic this TMNT movie is.
 

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Vigormortis said:
The incredible amount of ridiculous, hyperbolic overreaction people are demonstrating at this news. It's as if they think their admiration and enjoyment of GotG is entirely predicated on it being, and remaining, more popular than things they don't like. (seriously people? GotG has already made it's fucking money and has a guaranteed sequel. calm the fuck down)
Besides, there are people dying in Gaza right now.
 

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Vigormortis said:
The incredible amount of ridiculous, hyperbolic overreaction people are demonstrating at this news. It's as if they think their admiration and enjoyment of GotG is entirely predicated on it being, and remaining, more popular than things they don't like. (seriously people? GotG has already made it's fucking money and has a guaranteed sequel. calm the fuck down)
Besides, there are people dying in Gaza right now.
hey, lets not go there, then we'd have to talk about Syria, Nigeria, Ukraine gun violence on the street corner, women...
 

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RealRT said:
The OP pic pretty much sums up my feelings.
It is also very, very ugly and blurry.

Well, let's see how long this movie stays near the top. I don't imagine it'll be as long as Marvel's run.
 

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RealRT said:
Barbas said:
RealRT said:
The OP pic pretty much sums up my feelings.
It is also very, very ugly and blurry.
You know, just like the movie.
Yep. Well, I didn't see it, but I'm imagining something that looks about half as clear as a modern video game cutscene and lasts over thirty times as long.
 

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Queen Michael said:
I think everybody had already gone to see Guardians, so there wasn't anything else for people to watch this weekend.
They could have watched Guardians again instead of this shit.