From pure curiosity...

[JFKdidntLoS]

What's the first thing you hear in the morning? For me it's my awful alarm clock, then my dog's sneaky movements, and last i hear my mom screaming my name. god i hate the morning.

 

[MorsePacific]

My mom unlocking my door to wake me up.

 

[Amnestic]

My brother getting up for work and then the sweet embrace of (day)dreams for another few hours.

 

[reaper_2k9]

Alaram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

 

[JFKdidntLoS]

Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in spanish.

 

[Chickenlittle]

Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in curses at myself in a thousand ways.

 

[stompy]

My mother's voice telling me to get up. Damn alarm clocks won't work on my for some reason...

 

[rottenbutter]

I have an alarm clock that plays the theme song from the old spider-man cartoon.The sound like nails on a chalk board in my mind. Best alarm clock I've ever owned.

 

[SovietSecrets]

I hear whatever song is playing on itunes. Leave my music on to fall asleep quicker and wake me up

 

[MitchBeaudry]

It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

 

[Sewblon]

My Mothers voice asking me if I am awake. She is nice but extremely annoying.

 

[NeoAC]

My dogs barking at either the wind, a car driving by or the woman who is fleeing my room, hard to tell with them really.

 

[JFKdidntLoS]

my alarm clock sounds like a screech owl.

 

[Nazulu]

Anxiety wakes me up, not exactly a body clock!

 

[reaper_2k9]

Alram clock followed by the voice in my head screaming wake up you lazy ass!!!!

They tell me the same thing, except in curses at myself in a thousand ways.

That happens to me too and I thought it was because of all the binge drinking.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Typically me sighing and thinking "Awesome. Another glorious day of life. Praise the Lord." (Or at least should be thinking that), or a car driving by on the street. Which is only going to become more common because a new part of that street is being opened, allowing more traffic from one highway to another, right outside my window.

 

[Canadianwookie]

Bagpipes. Fucking bagpipes.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

It varies. Sometimes it's a car starting outside, sometimes it's my alarm, it once was my former roommate boning her boyfriend so it's never really been consistent.

wait... What?

 

[The Iron Ninja]

The singing of this type of bird called a Tui.

Ten years ago there were hardly any of them (I don't know the exact numbers, but I don't think they were that endangered a species) but now that there have been all these efforts in my country to save the native wildlife (which is almost entirely birds) there are tonnes of them. People complain about them but I like it.

Also they are fantastic mimics, a few years ago the curators of a nearby bird sanctuary thought that monkeys from the zoo had broken out, but it was just a group of tuis that had spent a bit of time around the zoo.

And then there's stuff like this, which is just fucking scary.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

The singing of this type of bird called a Tui.

Ten years ago there were hardly any of them (I don't know the exact numbers, but I don't think they were that endangered a species) but now that there have been all these efforts in my country to save the native wildlife (which is almost entirely birds) there are tonnes of them. People complain about them but I like it.

Also they are fantastic mimics, a few years ago the curators of a nearby bird sanctuary thought that monkeys from the zoo had broken out, but it was just a group of tuis that had spent a bit of time around the zoo.

And then there's stuff like this, which is just fucking scary.

Tui's are awesome... awesome birds