"Frumpy Mom" Says Videogames Made by the Devil

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rockytheboxer

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I find it amusing she used her time to ponder the universe and concluded that not only does the devil exist, but he spends his time making video games. All in an effort to make kids disobedient and pale. What a fucking retard.
 

Fortesque

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"In case you?re not familiar with ?Grand Theft Auto,? this is a socially conscious educational game, in which players portray criminals and earn points by stealing cars, killing people and destroying property."

*Facepalm*

I knew I got those skills to steal cars, my awesome marksmanship and the ability blow shit up from somewhere... all this time GTA has been educational. WOW, She just blew my mind.
 

DeadlyYellow

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ike42 said:
This lady has obviously not had her brain wrapped up in electronics so what has she invented or came up with? Nothing, oh well maybe it's because she has her brain wrapped up in religion and pointing fingers at why her kid is probably a dullard.
Wanna place a bet that he's home-schooled?

(And no, that's not a swipe at home-schooling. It's a swipe at her.)
 

lozfoe444

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I like video games and I'm ok.
!reficuL ,ssenkrad of drol ythgim eht erofeb woB
Yep, perfectly OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAY!
 

w1ndscar

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I lol'd. Hard. I'm embarrassed to say that I live in the same state as her. What pisses me off, is how she ASSUMES that the kid is that way because of games. But in reality its probably because he didn't get any sleep. I am the same way when I spend the night at a friends house, we stay up all night playing games and stuff, and I come home as an a$$hole until I get some adequate rest. Not only that but they make Christians look bad. >.<
 

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Would you listen to someone who claims they were 'scarred for life' when they saw someone playing on a DS? That's like saying you became depressed when you saw someone drop their spoon in a restaurant.

One time I saw a pigeon perched on a fence. Now I need therapy and it's all because rap music makes people violent.
 

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tellmeimaninja said:
Overly-religious extremely conservative people are idiots. End of story.

If video games are made by the devil, then call me satanist and give me something to sacrifice.
Seconded.
And by the way... here's a a nice lamb for you to sacrifice. Have fun.
 

cynicalandbored

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Does anyone else think that some games just suck way too much to have been made by the Devil? Lets face it, if he wanted to damn our eternal souls he should never have made History Channel: Battle for the Pacific, or Leisure Suit Larry. Games made by the Devil would be epic. Most games are not. QED.
 

Zephirius

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Freebird95 said:
Is that her son in the picture, because he's playing Mario Kart.

If Sir Isaac Newton had been playing a DS, I'm sure he never would have noticed the apple falling from the tree, so he never would have formulated the theory of gravity.
Maybe if he was playing this.

Dude EPIC WIN on your behalf. Send that to her email!

Seriously this woman is as mad as a hatter and bananas combined. Curse her genes!
Epic Win is right.

OT: Man, I'm a hardcore gamer, but I've got nothing to play so often that I probably ponder the universe more than her entire family. Then there's falling asleep. Some people count sheep, I consider the rise and fall of communism, or man's mortality.
It tends to backfire. Maybe I should give the sheep thing a go.

[sub]One, two, three, four, Lenin. Dammit![/sub]
 

Sporky111

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Wow, people like this make me ashamed to be associated with them. Not all Christians are this ignorant. Nor are they all this vocal. Really, stupid Christians make the rest of us look bad. These are just the ones that, unfortunately, get the most attention. She has the right to raise her kid how she wants, because he'll most likely rebel anyway, but she shouldn't be writing for a blog. They should have some sort of editor there so her brand of shit can't poison other parents.

Actually, I really hope this kid rebels soon and starts listening to rock music, playing games away from home, watching cartoons and other blasphemous arts, because otherwise he'll probably end up just like her.

EDIT: Now that I've read the whole article, I can safely say that this woman is a psycho. I can see why her son is irritable and pale when he comes home AND why kids only spend a few seconds at their place before wanting to leave: because of her. And she will never realize this. But, kudos to the kid for taking baby steps and asking for a Wii.
 

Insanum

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I....Bu...

God i hate these people. Especially when they set foot ont he internet.

THATS OUR PATCH!
 

Nalesnik

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Clearly this is another clever viral advertising ploy for Dante's Inferno. I take my hat off to you Dante's Inferno marketing team, your advertising alone has sold me on this game. *preorders*
 

Kajin

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*hurk*

A single afternoon of gaming does not turn skin sickly pale. Methinks your son and his friends are drugging it up. Also, maybe the kid was unwinding by turning on the DS after an hour or two of school study? He was walking out of a library.
 

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Nexus Zef said:
Would you listen to someone who claims they were 'scarred for life' when they saw someone playing on a DS? That's like saying you became depressed when you saw someone drop their spoon in a restaurant.

One time I saw a pigeon perched on a fence. Now I need therapy and it's all because rap music makes people violent.
Oh no, it wasn't just playing a DS. It was playing a DS at a LIBRARY! You know, because books are supposed to consume 100% of our time and all.
 

Outlaw Torn

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Rathy said:
Nexus Zef said:
Would you listen to someone who claims they were 'scarred for life' when they saw someone playing on a DS? That's like saying you became depressed when you saw someone drop their spoon in a restaurant.

One time I saw a pigeon perched on a fence. Now I need therapy and it's all because rap music makes people violent.
Oh no, it wasn't just playing a DS. It was playing a DS at a LIBRARY! You know, because books are supposed to consume 100% of our time and all.
Well, the location does make all the difference. If it was a child playing on a DS whilst walking out of a crack den it would all be perfectly fine.
 

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I think maybe her kid comes out sick because she has been denying him medicine that was invented by the devil as well.

I wish people like that would get real, she thinks you get sick because you play video games? I mean, who plays video games in a "dark room", I'm suprised her son isn't as white as a ghost when he wakes up in the morning, according to her.

Edit: Look at some of the comments, some guy ranting about America being great and everything modern being bad, oh God, at least some kind souls pwnt him with knowledge, I just feel sorry for the kids of these parents, what is the world coming to what new media can't be opperesed until the older genrations die out? Oh wait, that sounds about right.

-Sigh- It's funny how they don't even look at it as a job, people make money from these things but if you told them they'd probably say it was HELL MONEYYY. -Makes ghost hands-