Funniest message in a game.
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In Jak 3 when the monk exclaims: "THIS ISN'T A GAME", and then Jak and Daxter bewilderingly stare at the camera.
Portal is classic with this comedy also:
"The enrichment center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice. If it could talk - and the enrichment center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."
And in MGS2 when you're in GW and the colonel tells you to unplug your console since you've been playing an awfully long time.
Portal is classic with this comedy also:
"The enrichment center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice. If it could talk - and the enrichment center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."
And in MGS2 when you're in GW and the colonel tells you to unplug your console since you've been playing an awfully long time.
There was one on a gravestone in Baldur's Gate that always gets me:
"John Doe, looked up the mineshaft to see if the cart was coming. It was."
And then some of the messages in the Fallout games:
"Raider was critically hit for X damage. Unfortunately, their spine is now visible from the front. Raider was killed."
"Man was critically hit in the eys for X damage, causing severe blindness. As if there was any other kind."
"John Doe, looked up the mineshaft to see if the cart was coming. It was."
And then some of the messages in the Fallout games:
"Raider was critically hit for X damage. Unfortunately, their spine is now visible from the front. Raider was killed."
"Man was critically hit in the eys for X damage, causing severe blindness. As if there was any other kind."
Red Faction Guerilla.
WTF?!?!?!? YOU KILLED YOUR BROTHER!!!
and of course....
THEY R SINKIN CITIEZ WITH A GIANT WORM!!!!!11!!!!!!
I laughed so hard I actually cried.... Good times!
WTF?!?!?!? YOU KILLED YOUR BROTHER!!!
and of course....
THEY R SINKIN CITIEZ WITH A GIANT WORM!!!!!11!!!!!!
I laughed so hard I actually cried.... Good times!
"Remember: While your character doesn't have to eat, YOU DO!
we don't want to lose any dedicated players!"
Baldurs Gate 2 loading screen message.
we don't want to lose any dedicated players!"
Baldurs Gate 2 loading screen message.
Before Smash Bros. Brawl released in America, someone I know imported it from Japan and invited me over to try it out. Now and then we would finish a match and unlock a new trophy or stage or whatnot, which was always accompanied with a message that read "GET!" This was followed by a lot of Japanese writing that we didn't understand, but we didn't let that stop us from screaming in happiness like morons. 
WoW: "Achievement: 25 fish!".
Well, the game counts everything you reel in as a fish; driftwood, seaweed, potions...
So I only caught 2 or 3 fish when I got that achievement.
It has another achievement for 100 "fish"
Well, the game counts everything you reel in as a fish; driftwood, seaweed, potions...
So I only caught 2 or 3 fish when I got that achievement.
It has another achievement for 100 "fish"
I remember that one.Stanislav - The Aimless One said:
But why I'm actually replying, is that avatar from Planescape: Torment?
In Heroes of Might and Magic 5, the astrological week of the swallow says "the week the swallows return, sometimes carrying coconuts". I cracked on that.