Funniest Zero Punctuation One Liners
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As the doubtful onlooker said to the man who tried to build the first faeces-powered aircraft:
"That shit will not fly"
"That shit will not fly"
My personal favourite is from 50 Cent: Blood On The Sand when he starts the video with a disclaimer saying that he isn't racist and so on throughout the video and then right at the end...
"Maybe if the world was a little less prejudiced and a little more accepting then people might have see that we all have the potential to be so much more, and then we could all work together to build a better world for everyone! Not that they'd know anything about work, the lazy nig--"
Laughed like hell after that one
Although there are so many more, many of which will be listed here by others
"Maybe if the world was a little less prejudiced and a little more accepting then people might have see that we all have the potential to be so much more, and then we could all work together to build a better world for everyone! Not that they'd know anything about work, the lazy nig--"
Laughed like hell after that one
Although there are so many more, many of which will be listed here by others
" if you're not moved by this then cancel all your appointments because you appear to have died"
"It's like having a lovely 4 course meal and then for pudding the chef walks in and shits on the table."
Thank you, you've just caused me to have EVERYONE in my office stare at me in bemusement because I laughed so hard. Yes I know I should be doing work, blah blah blah.Instant K4rma said:
The first 3 minutes of the Call of Duty Black Ops review; The bit about America being an obese, pubescent tween girl? Not a one-liner sure.....but he breaths, like, twice in the whole video so what's the difference really?
Saints Row 2 review "But it understands what it's trying to be, pure mindless fun. Like wrestling an excitable dog in a paddling pool full of disembodied breasts. (please don't think too much about that simile, I certainly didn't...)"
Also just about the "Just Cause 2" review in it's entirety.
Also just about the "Just Cause 2" review in it's entirety.
i don't remember where from but i remember
"the pounciest pounce to ever pounce past a pouncing parlour"
"the pounciest pounce to ever pounce past a pouncing parlour"
which episode was that?automatron said:
OT: I always love how he talks about the fable games and peter molyneux in particular.
From Spiderman: Web of Shadows: "Gameplay consists of beating people up, beating bigger people up, following people until they can stop long enough to let you beat them up, protecting people by beating up the people who are trying to beat them up and some quick time events."
And not so much a one liner but the bit from the Resident Evil 5 review where the sidekick is running along with the large herb shouting "Eat iiiiit!" Gets me every time.
And not so much a one liner but the bit from the Resident Evil 5 review where the sidekick is running along with the large herb shouting "Eat iiiiit!" Gets me every time.
"If somebody says it's not trying to be WOW then they are going to hell for lying because all MMOs are trying to be WOW. Same controls, same terminology, same arduous blocks of motherf*cking grind, same interfaces right down to the quest givers with big glowing exclamation marks growing out of their head like they just spotted solid snake shuffling through the undergrowth."
