I am glad to hear of your love of Twilight. To honor this, we are having a sale:The_root_of_all_evil said:You hating on Twilight? Its teh most aWeSoMe book EVAH! Its got all handsum vampires and sparkles and stuff. Why isnt seen it in the march madnes competishun anyway huh? they made the awesum twilight seen-it game and ive played it with all my frends and they all agree its awesum apart from becky who dosnt like it but thats cuz she thinks its too scarey. Fact.Machines said:*Looks below your name* I like your April Fools joke the most.The_root_of_all_evil said:He deserved it. Furburt's always been a meanie. And hubilub. I mean, wotz that? Someone making bubbl noises?
This special edition, containing 5 new pages of all new, hand-written material by Stephanie Meyers can all be yours for the price of $570.99. And if you come down in the next 20 minutes, we are giving away hand-signed photos of Edward, with traces of actual glitter!
Remember: You can only find these deals at Nasty n' Co., where we will try our hardest to make YOU a satisfied customer.
Hurry! Before it's too late!
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Happy March 32nd, everyone!