Game characters you wouldn't want to bump into.

[Nouw]

Dang...i was going to say Kratos, but now i have to rethink it...
THe Big Daddies from bioshock

At least that'd be quick Ummm Kratos obviously,a Ripper squad from DOW2

the commissars from DoW. i have a feeling one would just shoot me for playing Tau

God that'd be this
I'm gonna play COD4 Commissar shoots you in the head. Practically anything you do would make the commissar shoot you in the head.

Oh yeah the aliens in Dead Space. Basically anything you have to kill in a game. Pinky from Doom. Ryu Hayabusa.

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

pacman would really get on my nerves

Epic.

I wouldn't want to bump into a Metal Gear Ray in a dark alley.

 

[leugim789]

I would have to pick G.L.A.D.I.O.S from portal, i would hate to laugh reassuringly that i was going to die.

 

[ssgt splatter]

*BUMP*
Me:Hey pal watch where you're going.
Other person: STARS!
Me:SSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT!

Free cookie for whoever gets the reference.

Nemesis from RE: Apocolyspe

 

[AceDefective]

Cornal agustus atum-fallout 3
president John Henry Eden-fallout 3
General carmona-Mercenares 2 world in flames
Mehrunes dagon-Oblivion
King Dedede-kirby everything

 

[ssgt splatter]

I wouldn't want to bump into Skorge from Gears of War 2 or Albert Wesker from RE5...unless, of course, he gives me the virus that makes him super-human then I would love to bump into him.

 

[MystikMtnManaT]

I'm going to go with either Seymour or Sephiroth because essentially I would curl up into a ball, cry, possibly soil myself, and then get destroyed into oblivion. And honestly that's not how I'd like to go.

Also the G-man scares the crap out of me.

 

[BLS]

Any final fantasy character

I am 99% certain i would end up in a fight somehow with them and i would be drawn into a turn-based nightmare where i am mortally wounded but will not be able to be brought back to life because none of my friends would be bothered to but a pheonix down to bring me back to life and i forever have to take turns whenever i want to do something which isn't good in a 100m sprint

 

[irishdelinquent]

I wouldn't want to bump into Brucie from GTA IV. I would end up in jail three days later for justifiable homicide.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

I have been sitting here looking at this thread and trying to think of a way to make a joke about clipping issues games and how I wouldn't in fact have to worry about bumping into most characters.

On topic: Pyramid Head.

 

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[Ursus Astrorum]

"Hey, look, a neat bauble..."

"STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!"

"Oh shi-"

Seriously, law-enforcement officers that can sense crimes miles away, know who killed someone without even seeing the corpse, send info of criminals to other cities in an instant, and take 37 arrows to the head before falling would be scary, and that's without modern gear.

Also, the shopkeeper from Wind Waker.

 

[Arayis]

The LocoRoco's.
Weird, scary little creatures.

 

[Arcadia2000]

Darn, so many great ideas already.
Everyone has mentioned Link but no one has mentioned Ganon.
And quite a few final bosses in many games would be a terror to encounter. Like giant bouncing eyeballs that shoot lightning. Not fun.
And actually, someone mentioned Zerg but really, Protoss would be just as freaky. Coming around a corner and seeing a Dragoon just hanging out would definitely make me consider wetting myself. If one considers such a thing before it happens out of sheer mind-blowing terror.
How about Deathwing? Or The reanimated corpse of your prince? (Guild Wars).
Are we even equipped to deal with the lowly slime?

*A Metal Slime draws near*
Command?
*Run like hell!*

(Not that Metal Slimes were lowly. Still.)

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Alma, Postal dude, Eddie Low.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

any generic British bad guy in some high point of authority who orders executions to anyone that looks at him funny.

 

[SmugFrog]

Sackboy, Oh God the horror!

What happens if you... unzip it?

Kratos was my first though - that guy doesn't care who is in his way. The thing out of a game I would hate to see would be either the Fast Zombies or Poison Headcrabs from Half-Life 2.

 

[ReZerO]

Sackboy, Oh God the horror!

What happens if you... unzip it?

Kratos was my first though - that guy doesn't care who is in his way. The thing out of a game I would hate to see would be either the Fast Zombies or Poison Headcrabs from Half-Life 2.

I recall watching a show years ago called clone high.... in one episode they had a genetically engineered mascot... they undid its zipper... i think if you undid sackboys zipper it might be something like that.

 

[dalek sec]

Everyone from FF7.
If put in the context of reality, they'd be major creepers.

Except on the bridge where all the cosplayers go in Japan.

How so? I've never played it so I'm curious. And what bridge do you mean exactly?

 

[MetalBride]

Hmmm anything undead... that would suck. I'd like to stay alive thanks... not dead but still walking

Or Kirby ... Being eaten by a pink ball isn't my idea of fun either. Don't like being copied too