Game Headlines from the Year 2050

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Ren3004

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"New MMO, "Super Fantasy Quest" released. Developer hopes to take down WoW as the MMO with most subscribers."
 

Mikeyfell

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Call of Duty Modern Warfare 45 might feature 38 seconds of gameplay, Fanboys furious at drawn-out story campaign

Half Life 2 episode 3 will be released in the new Orange Box along with Left 4 Dead 30, Team Fortress 19, Portal 10, Half Life 2 and episodes 1 and 2.


and now for an optimistic headline
Announced: Rock Band: Led Zeppelin!
 

SammiYin

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Pokemon 'Areas of the light spectrum under violet and above red'
Also Valve will have released Left 4 dead 6, Portal 7 and Team Fortress 4. All of which will still be on Source
 

imnot

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Halo: oh no more of those alien motherfuckers! annonced

[small]Im afraid to say I'd still buy it[/small]
 

SammiYin

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marcogodinho said:
"Fox News claims that FIFA 2050 turns gamers into rapists"

What?It could happen!
They'll have moved on from rapists then, the next threat games will cause would be
TERRORIST PEDOPHILES!!!
 

mrscott137

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"Gabe Newall has uploaded himself onto steam"
"Last ever space marine dies of repetition poisoning"
"Prime minister Yahtzee puts through abandoning gaming censorship law with execution as penalty"
"4chan users die of loling too hard over a cat"
 

Danik93

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Aug 11, 2009
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"Diablo 3 might come out next year"
"Starcraft Heart of the Swarm coming out later this year"
 

TheMann

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Portal 5 Has Lackluster Sales After Public Inception Of Actual Portal Device
[small]Valve's latest release in serious financial trouble. "It's just more fun in real life.", claim many gamers.[/small]

After 30 Years Of Debate In StarCraft Community, Zerg And Protoss Players Finally Admit That Terran Is Not OP
[small]"We were just being assholes.", says prominent zerg pro-player at this year's GSL tourney.[/small]

Emperor Kotick II Sentences 50,000 Battle.net Hackers To Death
[small]The emperor gave a speech today from the throne in Irvine, California, claiming that labor camp punishment simply not enough to prevent cheaters.[/small]

Console War Continues To Rage Around The Globe
[small]After Playstationers decisive victory on the Asian Front, xBox commanders may seriously be considering nuclear option. PC gamers advised to take shelter.[/small]

Is PC Gaming Dying?
[small]Despite the continued success of Steam, many analysts remain concerned.[/small]
 

SomeBoredGuy

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"Notch has announced himself Grand God Emperor of the World as many still buy Minecraft Beta. In other news, Sweden has now been renamed Minecraftland and the Grand God Emperor has ordered the entire country shall be demolished and rebuilt with Lego, now called Notch Bricks."
 
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Activision release Violin Hero.

Sony/Nintendo Coalition Attempt to Break Apple's stranglehold.

World of Warcraft Prequels released.

Lucas set to bring out special edition Phantom Menace with more Jar Jar.

FOX News join with PETA in order to stop pets killing themselves over computer games.

Microsoft announce Games For Windows Live is going to be more user-friendly this time.

Tim Schafer, Peter Molyneux and American McGee are gearing up to release Sleep v.2

Posting "First" on a forum topic has now been raised to a felony.

Valve release rumours of Episode 4, Gamers ask where Episode 3 is.
 

ChildofGallifrey

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"Operators of the Matrix fix death problem."
Subheadline: Dying while jacked in now only feels like hard kick to the genitals.

"Sqauare Enix finally announces Chrono Break" (I want a new Chrono game dammit!!)

"Super Mario Apocalypse due out next week."

"First gamer president declares that dropping out of online matches when you're about to lose will carry a prison sentence."
 

SammiYin

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Another Warhammer 40,000 game has been announced. Take control of the Ultramarines as they battle orks in a race against time to save the imperium. Also this time you see some Dark Eldar and necrons in a picture.