Game Headlines from the Year 2050

[Platypusbill101]

Awfully cynical, this thread. Oh what the hell, gotta go with the flow. Final Fantasy XXXXV is released not only on consoles, but also in cinemas

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

"Valve says Episode 3 has been delayed another month. Gabe still confident about title."

 

[dWintermut3]

World of Warcraft hits 2 billion subscribers

Call of Duty 47: Modern Camp Cook sales lackluster.

US Space Marine Corps families call for removal of DOOM, Alien Vs Predator from Steam, call its depiction of space marines "demeaning and trivializing"

Genemod starcraft III player can click mouse over 85,000 times per second. Comes in second in South Korean championship

 

[Kotaro]

At the rate we're going:

"Halo 236: Covenant Rising is bestselling game of all time!"
"Beyond Good and Evil 3 announced!"

Which saddens me beyond belief.

 

[Sir Ollie]

"Mario drowns in his toilet"

 

[Atticus89]

"Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Mario, dead at age 98"

Though I could honestly see him living to be over a 100.

 

[fatmrbunko]

shigeru miyamoto promises the 4ds micro is not another money printing machine

 

[fatmrbunko]

shigeru miyamoto promises the 4ds micro is not another money printing machine

Shigeru Miyamoto surprisingly still with Nintendo at the ripe old age of 98.

they will never let him leave