Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.

Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.

I think we should all be grateful each individual color isn't a double stuff cream layer.

Diabetic coma, ho!

[sub][sub]I'm so very sorry for that. [/sub][/sub]

 

[TheCaptain]

...so political issues aside, how dare thay dangle the first Oreo with the correct cookie/creme-ratio in front of us and then not actually make it?

MAKE THE GAY COOKIE, YOU BASTARDS!

 

[Krion_Vark]

And you also get a few gems like this:

 

[shadowstriker86]

The haters choose to never eat Oreo's again? GOOD! More for me!

I think it is great that Oreo and Kraft are going this.

And I want that giant rainbow Oreo. Looks delicious.

Your avatar and that first line....just perfect lol

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Oh please...

Spoiler

They totally did it first.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.

Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.

I know right? I typed that and thought "wow I'm setting myself up here" but really that's half the FUN of a thing like this. I have no idea why there are people in this world who obviously feel like things have to be hateful instead of fun. Sure, I get it, some people think boys shouldn't go with boys and girls shouldn't go with girls... well that's fine for them, they think that, whoopee for them, but being so vitriolic about it and screeching at people for not agreeing with that - not fun, hurts people's feelings, and makes them look completely ridiculous. More ridiculous than people trying to fit the big rainbow oreo into their mouths, for sure.

(edited because thought has a 't' in it)

You just mirrored my thoughts so well. I agree 100%.

*hug*

My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.

Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.

I think we should all be grateful each individual color isn't a double stuff cream layer.

Diabetic coma, ho!

[sub][sub]I'm so very sorry for that. [/sub][/sub]

That'd make one hell of a creamy mess when dipped in milk.

lolpunsarefun

 

[Something Amyss]

"MOMMY~~ Can we get some Oreos please?"
"NO."
"Why not?"
"They support gays and are evil!"
"So gays and evil tastes awsome and goes good with milk?"

Yup, good luck with that folks.

Oh. Dear. Lord.

That was awesome. That was just...Bravo. I doff my chapeau and salute you for that one.

 

[Clearing the Eye]

And you also get a few gems like this:

While I admit I laughed out loud reading those, I feel kind of bad for it >_>

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.

Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.

I think we should all be grateful each individual color isn't a double stuff cream layer.

Diabetic coma, ho!

[sub][sub]I'm so very sorry for that. [/sub][/sub]

That'd make one hell of a creamy mess when dipped in milk.

lolpunsarefun

Excuse me sir, you appear to have cream on your chin.

Be a man, and clean up. ;D

Oreo responsibly.

 

[samsonguy920]

I have been watching my sugar lately, giving that I ain't getting any younger and my blood pressure can stay where it is. However, I think it is high time I did treat myself.
There is one downside to this: the ignorant bigots who actually boycott this will actually be eating healthier than us. Maybe.

Ooof, I hate Oreo's personally but I almost feel like buying a bag to spite these people...

Buy them for a friend who enjoys them. You make your friend happy while sticking it to ignorant bigots.

 

[Techno Destructo]

Oh please...

Spoiler

They totally did it first.

OOP, looks like those bigots have to ban Nabisco too!
They'll starve themselves one cookie at a time.

 

[fanklok]

That thing is a horrid monstrosity, the cookie to frosting ratio is completely off. There should be one cookie separating every two layers of frosting.

 

[samsonguy920]

I really wish they would sell rainbow oreos. Those look yummy.
They could charge twice as much for them, and say that 10% of the profits go to gay rights groups.

Better to non-profits that help victims of abuse and violence. That covers a lot of people including victims of homophobic violence. It makes Kraft look all the better for it and stays out of the political ring.

 

[RoBi3.0]

In my opinion Homosexuality is not a sin, but to those who believe it is I offer this quote from a man that has fought and died for peace.

Hate the sin and not the sinner' is a precept which, though easy enough to understand, is rarely practiced, and that is why the poison of hatred spreads in the world- Gandhi

 

[jdogtwodolla]

Oh please...

Spoiler

They totally did it first.

OOP, looks like those bigots have to ban Nabisco too!
They'll starve themselves one cookie at a time.

They'll use cookies to justify hating on to cereal next I tell ya!

Spoiler

 

[Clearing the Eye]

My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.

Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.

I think we should all be grateful each individual color isn't a double stuff cream layer.

Diabetic coma, ho!

[sub][sub]I'm so very sorry for that. [/sub][/sub]

That'd make one hell of a creamy mess when dipped in milk.

lolpunsarefun

Excuse me sir, you appear to have cream on your chin.

Be a man, and clean up. ;D

Oreo responsibly.

LOL. That needs to be on every oreo box!

 

[BNguyen]

I'm Christian and fully support Oreo for taking a stand. It really disheartens me that Christianity today is supposed to be about acceptance, forgiveness, and generosity but all of these extremists cling so hard to the Old Testament. Sure, God at that time may have been harsh but He wanted to make amends by giving us an always open chance - God supports love not prejudice and hate. Sorry, don't mean to promote my religion to those that may not like it but this is how I feel and i wish others could be just as accepting of love.

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

Welp, it's time i started eating Oreos to show support. Forget the homophobic twits, i'm in full support of Craft for supporting the LGBT community.