Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

As if we didn't already know that an oreo is representative of a gay, interracial threesome

True story.

You know, I was just going to say something along those lines. Something like...

"The company behind the original creampie now supports love in all of its forms."

Seems, to me, to be in good taste, TBH.

 

[Tamrin]

Spoiler

This raises an important philosophical question.

If I combine six oreo cookies together does that make the oreo six times more gay or is it cancelled out three times?

 

[Seanfall]

"our religious values and teaching immorality"

Like:
Slavery,
Rapist being forced to marry his victim,
Ethic cleansing (aka genocide),
Pride and jealousy,
The mass murder of children,
Bigotry,
Abandonment of family,
Slaughtering animals to cure disease (like leprosy can be cured via killing two pigeon),
Anti-progress, science, and reason.

Huh...you know?
Maybe we SHOULD start destroying such things.
Might make us more civilized.

It's not directly connected but I'm reminded of a quote from the man himself. George Carlin.
"We could just outlaw religion and most of these sex crimes would die out in a generation or two...BUT WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR RATIONAL SOLUTIONS!"

Honestly every time I go past a church I start to snicker....And now these idiots are boycotting a snack food cause the company that makes said food doesn't think that Homosexual's are any different then anyone else? That's...fucking funny you can't write this shit. I didn't any cookies, didn't want any but goddamnit after work tomorrow I'm buying a pack of Oreo's just to spite these inbred morons.

CEO at Kraft later reads this post: "yes yeees good goooood." while rubbing his hands together.

 

[Seanfall]

Homosexuality isn't killing America, but cookies with 7 grams of fat per serving sure isn't helping it. Bravo for their message, shame that anyone who boycotts them for such a stupid reason will have a few extra years to live.

Untill all that rage and misguided hate forms into a cancer.

 

[Wintermoot]

if you are a big company and voice your opinion on a controversial (at least in the US) topic you are bound to get flack like this.

Do people even READ the Bible before they start screaming out prepared verses about the "sins" and "abominations" that are gay people apparently. Doesn't anyone remember "love your neighbor"? No? Well, crap.

no those people are homophobic and use religion as a excuse.

 

[lucky_sharm]

my god when did the INTERNET become so sensitive all of a sudden? do we really need a new news story about comments on the INTERNET? its the INTERNET, everybody acts like dicks here.

This right here is the argument of cowards and trolls. This behavior does not represent the average person on the Internet. It's the work of a small but very vocal minority, shouting like children where ever they can for attention. It's one thing for children to act like venomous twats towards random strangers, but it's another thing for grown men who should know better to act like this as well. For God's sake, raise your kids better if this is truly the most amount of courtesy(none at all) that the average person can show.

 

[Phisi]

I like it how they say they made it though all the layers are the same so it was really made in photoshop but that means..... D: OH NOES THIS REALLY DOESN'T EXIST I FEEL SO SAD NOW

THIS... HAS... TO BE a thing or nobody will ever forgive them.

 

[Stikibunn]

And thus I am reminded of why I left the church. I'm still christian I just refuse to associate with churches. Whatever happened to jesus's message of peace?

 

[NiPah]

Homosexuality isn't killing America, but cookies with 7 grams of fat per serving sure isn't helping it. Bravo for their message, shame that anyone who boycotts them for such a stupid reason will have a few extra years to live.

Untill all that rage and misguided hate forms into a cancer.

We can only hope that the companies that develop ulcer medication also develop a multicolored medication.

 

[Easton Dark]

Godzilla Like SNIP

But if I CAN eat that cookie, maybe I can gain its powers and defeat the tyrannical Godzilla! Huzzah!

If you can manage to eat that monster, you will become just as big and gay as it is!

Oh the humanity!

 

[Harbinger_]

Ugh, really? The only problem I have is how in your face people are about this on both sides of the spectrum. (Ha, I made a color joke there.) The people against homosexuality are ridiculously violent and over-the-top about it and the people that are for it are trying to shove it down peoples throats like... well like a rainbow colored oreo.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I would have gladly bought the rainb-Oreo too...it looks really good! As for people boycotting craft and, Oreos in general I think Chik-Fil-A lost more business when it was discovered they give a portion of their profits to anti-gay organisations. Or maybe it was just that one time in 2009...either way, Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays which is a pretty big fuck-you to heathens like me.

 

[Seanfall]

Homosexuality isn't killing America, but cookies with 7 grams of fat per serving sure isn't helping it. Bravo for their message, shame that anyone who boycotts them for such a stupid reason will have a few extra years to live.

Untill all that rage and misguided hate forms into a cancer.

We can only hope that the companies that develop ulcer medication also develop a multicolored medication.

hee hee...

"I know this will save my life...but they support gays ngggrhhhh..."

Their own beliefs will be their downfall HAHA!

 

[waj9876]

I prefer salty foods to sweet foods. I prefer normal food to sweet food.

But GOD DAMN I WANT THAT OREO!

Oh and, good on them, I guess. (I'll be impressed when companies include a detachable and retachable(?) phallus shaped objects on things in support of transgendered people. I want to see these people's reaction to such things. SO BADLY.)

 

[crazyarms33]

I think the real issue is that God made Oreos with one layer of filling. I don't want my children to be subjected to this kind of snack. They'll get diabetes.

This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I have read today. Well done!

 

[hooksashands]

*eats chocolate oreo pie while reading article*
Does this mean I'm gonna have to suck cocks now?

 

[lacktheknack]

But the worst thing about it all? Kraft isn't actually going to sell this six-layer rainbow monstrosity; it was made exclusively in honor of Pride Week.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OT: Meh. I don't see how this is newsworthy in any way, shape or form.

 

[the origami guy]

I'm quite worried about the guy that wants to smash homosexual's heads in with a hammer. :O

 

[crazyarms33]

This right here is the argument of cowards and trolls. This behavior does not represent the average person on the Internet. It's the work of a small but very vocal minority, shouting like children where ever they can for attention. It's one thing for children to act like venomous twats towards random strangers, but it's another thing for grown men who should know better to act like this as well. For God's sake, raise your kids better if this is truly the most amount of courtesy(none at all) that the average person can show.

Said the poster on the website where the original ending of mass effect 3 caused people to say they were banning the company, returning their copy of the game and never forgiving them and forum discussions regularly degrade into insults. This IS on an internet site that talks about video games. There are other sites I can go to to debate "real" issues, since that apparently is the new term. I for one don't give two flying fucks about gay marriage. If it makes people happy great, if it doesn't they have a right to feel that way. I'm not one to judge either way. My point here is that yeah, we hear about these minorities more than the average person because they're better news, but it is only the internet. If we took everything everyone posted on here seriously, we would be doomed. Just some food for thought.

[sub]Heh. Get it? Food for thought? Oreos?[/sub]