Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage

viranimus

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I really loathe hate filled ignorant people getting all worked up and pissy just so they can hate something based on the flimsiest of reasons. I mean it seems like everywhere you look on the internet all you see is another intolerant individual exclaiming their intolerant view as the only logical or reasonable thing and everything else simply should not exist.

How dare these people!

And the worst part is? every day there seems to be more of them.

Why if I had a nickle for ever irrationally intolerant hate filled comment I read on the internet.
 

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I would never buy that cookie!

Oreos are perfectly balanced between the creamy filling and the cookie part. Adding one more layer of cream would disrupt that balance, thus I wouldn't enjoy it anymore. What is wrong with you, Oreos?!

Oh, and about that boycott, they say that now about how they will never eat those cookies again. I'd like to actually see every single person complaining about it carry on with that promise until the day they die. We all talk the talk on the interwebz.
 

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I shall take this moment to dispense to you the recipe for the best Oreo containing treat ever (aside from plain oreo and milk obviously).

Get one 9x13 cooking pan (US units)
Get a ton of chocolate chip cookie dough (2 of those premade cookie dough rolls should do)
One box of Oreos (You will use most of the box, no snacking!)
one bowl of brownie batter (really any kind will do)

Spread the cookie dough on the bottom of the pan and cover the dough with the Oreo. Like I said before, most of the box will fit in there. Pour the brownie batter on top, evenly coating the cookies. Bake at 450 degrees fahrenheit for 30 to 45 minutes. The brownie batter should be cooked on the outside but still liquid inside (Like a chocolate syrup).

Serve hot or cold. Either is delicious, cold is just less of a mess since the temperature drop causes the brownie goo to congeal.


OT: I really can do nothing but facepalm at this. It is hilarious to watch these nutjobs get their pants in a bundle over all of this. Give up guys, Homosexuality is becoming accepted, just deal with it.
 

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So either Gay Oreos are a threat to society.....or some people are just incredibly stupid. One of these is far more plausible and likely then the other.

I for one did not realize Cookies could have either genders or sexual preferences. Which would imply they are alive, which would make me feel really, really guilty for eating them.
 

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minimacker said:
Fiz_The_Toaster said:
I love Oreos but that looks a little gross, kinda glad they're not making that beast of a cookie.
I only eat my cookies if they remind me of an interracial sandwich, too. :3
Exactly!

But, I will put that aside when Halloween and Christmas comes around when the cream changes color.

It's so festive! :D
 

Ghonzor

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But a sextuple-stuffed oreo sounds delicious...
Eh, bigots will be bigots. I expected no less.
Kudos to Kraft and hopefully this sort of thing won't be an issue in a few years.
 

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How in the hell am I going to fit that thing in my glass of milk without it falling apart?
 

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*Facepalm*

With games, religion, nationalities and basically anything I can think of, it's always the most uneducated and just downright offensive people that speak the loudest. Not every religious person is that backwards, just like I'm sure that not every American is like this;
Mads Fjord pointed out the inevitable counter-campaign boycott, telling his Facebook followers, "Hate [homosexuals] so much. So many whose skulls I want to smash in with a hammer. I thank those who support this boycott and GOD BLESS AMERICA."

Instead of dismissing the attitude as a 'normal religious thing' I figure it'd be more productive to point out how abnormally wrong someone is on all dimensions about this issue. I imagine that'd make it harder for people to falsely hide behind a religious banner and may - just maybe, force them to try to articulate or even comprehend why they really do not like homosexuality.

At the very least, the rednecks/mentally inept have succeeded as usual in making me aware of a progressive campaign I otherwise would not have known about. Yay for their counter-productivity~!
 

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The whole smash heads in with a hammer because they are gay (and presumeably thus a sinner) tickles my irony glands.
but on topic. In the words of Caboose the Vehicle Destroyer "[you can't] go around offering people cookies... and then not giving them cookies
 

Mylinkay Asdara

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My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.
 

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Mylinkay Asdara said:
My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.
Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.
 

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Homosexuality isn't killing America, but cookies with 7 grams of fat per serving sure isn't helping it. Bravo for their message, shame that anyone who boycotts them for such a stupid reason will have a few extra years to live.
 

Mylinkay Asdara

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Clearing the Eye said:
Mylinkay Asdara said:
My only problem with this oreo is that it would be impossible to fit in my mouth, which is a huge bummer. Other than that: awesome.
Oh man. Won't fit in your mouth? The gay cookie is too big?

So. Many. Jokes.

I just had a pungasm.
I know right? I typed that and thought "wow I'm setting myself up here" but really that's half the FUN of a thing like this. I have no idea why there are people in this world who obviously feel like things have to be hateful instead of fun. Sure, I get it, some people think boys shouldn't go with boys and girls shouldn't go with girls... well that's fine for them, they think that, whoopee for them, but being so vitriolic about it and screeching at people for not agreeing with that - not fun, hurts people's feelings, and makes them look completely ridiculous. More ridiculous than people trying to fit the big rainbow oreo into their mouths, for sure.

(edited because thought has a 't' in it)
 

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The haters choose to never eat Oreo's again? GOOD! More for me!

I think it is great that Oreo and Kraft are going this.

And I want that giant rainbow Oreo. Looks delicious.
Your avatar is my reaction if I ever actually happened upon said cookie in real life.

OT: Man. People postin' on Facebook, making themselves look like jackasses. What else is new?
 

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I wrote this as kind of a rout response to the ridiculous "The Bible hates homosexuals dur-hur-hur" statements I was hearing after a gent I used to know started whining about this on Facebook, spoilered for length:

Just want to point out for all the "The Bible says it's a no-no" folks, you're in a bit of a double-bind. First of all, you're lacking actual back-up considering the one verse that specifically labels homosexuality a sin is directed towards the Levites, I.E the priests, to whom heterosexual relations and marriage would also be a sin. There's also a verse from Paul that mentions homosexuality in the midst of heterosexual debauchery as well as gluttony and a host of other un-named perversions. These are the two Biblical reprimands of homosexuality, both of which occur out of wedlock, and pale in comparison to the 30-odd reprimands of heterosexual behavior.

But, let's assume that the Bible does condemn homosexuality in a literal sense. In that case, it only condemns male homosexuality. "What's that, Wesley?" you say, "Impossibru!" Yep. Leviticus only mentions man-on-man action. There are women in the scenario that Paul describes, but only the men are condemned for descending into unnatural behavior. In Sodom and Gomorrah(A scenario not typically cited in the whole debate because the homosexuality pales in comparison to the rape issues), it was once again only men being condemned. Not one direct condemnation of lesbianism is mentioned in the Bible, ever. Whoops?

"But Wes, you abominable ne'er-do-well you, if it's wrong for men certainly it's wrong for women, isn't it?" Ah-Ah-Ah, my friends, that's interpreting the Bible on a broad scale, exactly the sort of thing I'm told is completely immoral and wrong whenever I point out the fallacy of condemning a loving relationship because of the junk that is or is not present in one partner's metaphorical trunk. The direct action condemned is a man lying with a man. So if we want to go from a literal angle, gay men bad, lesbians good, that's how the rule-book rolls, eh?

Except that's illogical, and dumb, and we all know that in our heart of hearts. So let's look at the issue logically: God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, right? Game, set, match, it's how humanity works. On the other hand, God also made a celibate priesthood. "Man was not meant to be alone" and all that seems to go right out the window when discussing the servants of God. This "natural" arrangement, upon which our very race is founded, did not apply to the majority of the prophets, was the downfall of many kings and judges, and appears to be null and void in the context of the apostles. Huh. It's almost like everyone's not supposed to be in this relationship but instead relies on a contextual love, trust, and commitment that isn't present in the lives of every individual.

Look, I get it, reading is easy and critical thinking is hard. Entrenched societal biases are hard. Being a self-righteous moral crusader against the degradation of the world is super-cool. However, it might pay to do a little research. Homosexuality is mentioned in the Bible in three contexts: As a dodge for celibacy, in the middle of a town full of rapists, and as one further depravity in the midst of innumerable indulgences. In all these cases, it is driven by lust, and Homosexual lust is just as much a sin as Heterosexual lust. The key word there, however, is lust. Not love. Love can be genuinely experienced regardless of gender. Is there going to be lust? Are there going to be bad relationships, promiscuity, and heartbreaks? Of course. That's human nature, though. It's prevalent(good lord is it prevalent) in heterosexual relationships as well. To defend a "sacred" institution with a failure rate that has been around 50% for a long time now(not including abusive/loveless/political/economical/arranged marriages) is rather silly, and makes us all look silly. Keep one little idea in mind: The inherent and terrible racism of the last few centuries has been lambasted and decried for the last 40 years, and it will continue being mocked and derided as long as sentient culture stands. The religious suppression and violence of the centuries before that has been a target of greater scorn. The hypocrisy of the Israeli nation in the Old Testament is a well-documented and often mourned event. So when you join a social cause, do your research, and then ask yourself: How will future generations remember me? As part of a hateful movement that, no matter its intent, robbed innocent individuals of the rights and often their lives, inspiring hate-crimes and deaths across the globe at an alarming rate(Fun fact: As of 2010, Homosexuals are the most likely target of violent hate crimes in America, twice as likely as African Americans and 41 times as likely as a heterosexual white male), or as a force that expressed the tolerance, love, and peace inherent in our faith? When you give an account of your actions at the pearly gates, will you be able to legitimately say "I acted as the Spirit led me, in Christ's foot-steps", or will the somber reality of millions of inadvertent deaths and years of subjugation weigh your conscious? I am reminded of the words of Peter, the Rock of the Church:

"Therefore, dear friends, since you have been forewarned, be on your guard so that you may not be carried away by the error of the lawless and fall from your secure position. But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To him be glory both now and forever! Amen.
 

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I really wish they would sell rainbow oreos. Those look yummy.
They could charge twice as much for them, and say that 10% of the profits go to gay rights groups.
 

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I don't approve of this campaign by Oreo.
The cookie is clearly photoshopped. If you look closely, you'll see that each section of cream has the exact same texture. Very poor, Kraft foods.