Gearbox Delays Duke Nukem Forever Until Summer

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Hamster at Dawn

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It's obvious now, Gearbox are just getting in on the joke. It's never going to be released. Haha, very clever Gearbox, you had us going for a while.
 

restoshammyman

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like LRR said. the 5 constants of gaming are:
1. duke nukem will never come out.
2. crysis doesnt run on any computer.
3-5. i forgot. can someone remind me the other 3?
 

L8NEYET

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AlexLoxate said:
That game must really come on 14 DVDs.
I hear that there is going to be a collectors edition in the original pressing for when it originally should have come out, 95 cds.


This game is never going to come out!
 

Yog Sothoth

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It's never coming out. Gearbox has had it for four fucking years and still can't complete it...? What a joke.
 

Booze Zombie

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jpoon said:
Just for shits and giggles mainly, and because of the group of people that think it's gonna bring back the "fun shooters". Actually I will likely be one of the people getting (renting) the game but the bullshit hype machine has little effect in this example because I know the game is going to be a ho-hum average game, Killzone 3 all over again.
That's the point of Duke Nukem, though. He's walking cliché... I think Killzone 3 was trying to be serious.

I couldn't tell, though.
 

Yopaz

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I seriously think this is the best thing that's happened in a long time. Duke Nukem Forever has been a joke for so long, when Gearbox decided to release it that joke went down the drain, now it does at least get one last breath of life. I feel like I have to buy the game despite not being a fan though. It's kinda like a collectible.
 

Callate

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Well, I've got to give 'em some props for coming up with a humorous and apparently genuinely apologetic way to make the announcement.

Still, I think it hardly needs to be said that you really don't want this to happen again, yes, Gearbox?
 

Xanadu84

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...Of course it's coming out. There's a real developer this time. As such, thinking that it won't be released based on it's history is an application of the Gamblers Fallacy. Delays are normal, and they generally lead to a better final product. We shouldn't worry about a few weeks. I have to say that Gearbox couldn't have handled this better. Sincere apology, a little self deprecating humor, and the line, "Duke never comes early" is going to have me laughing all day. The way Gearbox handled this ensure that I will get the game.
 

Ubermetalhed

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I enjoyed that alot.

Plus the delay means I get the game after I finish my finals so I will actually have alot of free time to play it.
 

Saviordd1

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Honestly who cares? Unless this game is literally jesus reincarnated there is no excuse for it taking 15 years.
 

MasterSplinter

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This is the way a company should communicate to their fans, The portal 2 delay notice was funny but kinda lazy aka-no video, it may seem frivolous but these things matter.