Generally Accepted Gaming Facts

[VincentMm]

Sonic games will never be good again. He should have stayed 2D.
Final Fantasy developers are no longer interested in making games - just very nice looking, linear, user controlled films.
In WoW, melee DPS will ALWAYS tell the mage to "sheep" a target, then immediately break any crowd control measures.
Skateboarding games are dead.
Tifa Lockheart rules.

 

[Get Jiggy]

Any helicopter you are ever in WILL crash at some point

 

[Coruptin]

Knee high grass contains one of two things:
1. Designated currency for the game
2. Mons

 

[Davey Woo]

The red barrel is explosive.
If you kill me in an online FPS, however you did it, you are a noob, and you have no skill. Even if you're using the exact same methods that I would use.

About the only one I can think of currently.

 

[dark_mist34]

goldeneye for n64 was awesome
movie games suck
game movies generally are bad

 

[Azaraxzealot]

no matter how hard a game is to you (and everyone you know), there will always be some douchebags out there who will call you an incompetent noob who just "isn't playing the game right."

games based solely on numbers beating other numbers apparently equal "good games"

 

[Retal19]

Eating and Drinking shit will magically heal broken bones, concussions, missing brain matter, and anything else.

If someone shoots you in the head, it's a good idea to run after them to see if they'll be your friend.

If they look and act REALLY FUCKING AWESOME, they are the Bad Guys, or just some Assholes that won't let you join them for some unknown reason.

You will ALWAYS blow an entire city apart by 'accident' whenever you gain a Tactical Nuclear Catapult.

 

[Firetaffer]

Thief is the best game made in the history of ever.

AT LEAST I GENERALLY ACCEPT THAT.. HMPH

 

[Varanfan9]

When one console does it and the others don't its called a gimmick but when the others finally do it its called innovative (Move and Kinect.)

 

[lazathor]

1)In RPGs people will allways try to fight you, despite the fact that you have proven your skills as the best character to ever walk the earth by killing everyone in every city everywhere.

2)Jump is useless if it is not a platformer, it is just for making the journey from point a-b more interesting.

3)no enimies means the game is shoddy or you are about to be ambushed.

4)there are about 3 glitches out of 10000 that aren't benificial in bethesda games

5)in RPGs, you just keep all your inventory in a parralel universe where it materialises on demand in your hands/ on your body/ in your stomach and it still takes up inventory space for some reason

 

[MercurySteam]

Water = Death

Not everyone is water soluble (Altair, I'm looking at you), Ezio however is very much waterproof.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Players never look up.

 

[Enigmatic Master]

Npc only ever say one-three thing unless half the world gets destroyed

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Somewhere, somehow, you will end up in a sewer.

Stealing is a-okay if you're the protagonist.

NPC's will almost never shutup about your quest duties.

Your gun will reload incredibly fast.

When you hide behind a wall, you are given super vision and can see around a corner.

 

[Chibz]

The Water Temple is equivalent to receiving a colonoscopy from Edward Scissorhands

I've done the water temple from LTTP. Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy.

Retro games will always be of superior make than the current gen.

Competently made sprites are always more visually appealing than early 3D graphics.

 

[kakaomasse]

water levels suck or only there to show off swimming movements they spent unnecessary money on.
also im almost proud to say that i've never met QTEs. of course this might change...they might be right under my bad now...O.O
im scared to check.

 

[JemothSkarii]

A stab to the foot is always more powerful than a bullet to the head *glares at CoD*

1. Move character with left analog stick/WASD.
2. Move camera with right analog stick/mouse.
3. Everything Atlus touches turns to gold.

I agree with this, especially 3.
Some more:
Your clothes will never rip or tear, unless it happens in a cutscene.
Asagi will always be there, and never have her game.
Enemy shotguns fire mini razor Jesus', yours will fire air and paper.
The dude with the big sword will always kick ass, unless your Vergil.

 

[kurtzy23]

In a First Person Shooter the knife is always a one hit kill