Generally Accepted Gaming Facts
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Headshots while playing online directly effect your mothers sex life (which ever end of the bullet you are on).
Every COD game inexplicably will have at least one overpowered weapon.
Games from previous generations of consoles are often best not revisited.
If an FPS has yearly sequels its deemed a sellout. If it doesn't Valve need to pull their fucking finger out.
Every COD game inexplicably will have at least one overpowered weapon.
Games from previous generations of consoles are often best not revisited.
If an FPS has yearly sequels its deemed a sellout. If it doesn't Valve need to pull their fucking finger out.
Water levels in any game (especially Zelda) suck balls.
Red is for health, Blue is for mana.
Games based on movies are 99% of the time god awful...sadly Movies that are based on games have the same track record.
Quick time events, although "quick" are horrible ideas and should be completely obliterated.
If you're a female protagonist, the skimpier your armor is, the better its DR.
If a game gives you something you don't already have, it's usually a wise idea to keep it for a bit before selling it off. It'll probably be used for the next stage/boss.
Red is for health, Blue is for mana.
Games based on movies are 99% of the time god awful...sadly Movies that are based on games have the same track record.
Quick time events, although "quick" are horrible ideas and should be completely obliterated.
If you're a female protagonist, the skimpier your armor is, the better its DR.
If a game gives you something you don't already have, it's usually a wise idea to keep it for a bit before selling it off. It'll probably be used for the next stage/boss.
Generally accepted yet entirely incorrect (or I am a freak of nature): few girls play video games. Fewer girls play violent video games. No girls play FPS games.
I realise I won't be the first to say this one, and I expect, even condone the immediate flaming of myself for sinking so low, but...
The one objective fact of gaming: The cake is a lie.
Needed to be said.
The one objective fact of gaming: The cake is a lie.
Needed to be said.
If you're playing a horror game of any sort... beware of air vents/ventilation units.
You're never good enough not to be eaten by something behind you as you're warily watching the air vents.
If you're playing an FPS, and your character is silent, you'll usually be the last one left when/after something lurches out of an air vent.
Air vents suck in gaming. However, depending on the game, flip a coin. You might find a good item or three in the air vents (but there's an equal chance you'll face certain death.)
In case you couldn't tell, I've played Dead Space far too much in the past few days.
You're never good enough not to be eaten by something behind you as you're warily watching the air vents.
If you're playing an FPS, and your character is silent, you'll usually be the last one left when/after something lurches out of an air vent.
Air vents suck in gaming. However, depending on the game, flip a coin. You might find a good item or three in the air vents (but there's an equal chance you'll face certain death.)
In case you couldn't tell, I've played Dead Space far too much in the past few days.
WIZARD NEEDS FOOD BADLY!irani_che said:
Lost Planet Syndrome, is what I call it.Popadoo said:
Glowing red spots. Attack them for massive damage.
If the character model is wearing a helmet or has an otherwise unidentifiable face, they're not important to the storyline and may actually die soon after you meet them.
You'll encounter monsters one on side of the world that will look exactly like monsters from another side of the world. They'll just be different colours.
If the character model is wearing a helmet or has an otherwise unidentifiable face, they're not important to the storyline and may actually die soon after you meet them.
You'll encounter monsters one on side of the world that will look exactly like monsters from another side of the world. They'll just be different colours.
Any hero in any hack-and-slash or action RPG can spin their bodies around fast enough to create tornados and never appear the slightest bit disoriented. (Wind Waker is one exception that comes to mind.)
If you ever gain control of a character that has handed you your balls on multiple prior occasions, expect him or her to possess just about none of the stats/abilities that they used to hand you your balls.
The drowning music in Sonic games causes nightmares.
If you ever gain control of a character that has handed you your balls on multiple prior occasions, expect him or her to possess just about none of the stats/abilities that they used to hand you your balls.
The drowning music in Sonic games causes nightmares.
Wait. So because it's popular and sells well it deserves it's popularity?MercurySteam said:
That makes no sense at all. >>
(not to argue whether or not Halo deserves it, just wanted to point that out).
There will always be some one loyal to one console that preaches that every other console will die and theirs will last forever and ever.
Also, if women wear almost nothing, they will be protected. If they wear something that's actually practical, they're going to die in the next cut scene.
Also, if women wear almost nothing, they will be protected. If they wear something that's actually practical, they're going to die in the next cut scene.
A quick tip for any Dead Space players: Whatever it is you seek, if it's in the air vents, you're possibly doomed.Greyah said:
Also, "Double Tap". Some things just don't die with one headshot.