That one's excellent, and completely true!ilikepie59 said:
1.All racing games, more or less,are the exact same.
2.If a game is Japanese, it's going to be melodramatic.
3.All FIFA games, more or less, are the exact same.
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1.All racing games, more or less,are the exact same.
2.If a game is Japanese, it's going to be melodramatic.
3.All FIFA games, more or less, are the exact same.
Oh so, so true.ilikepie59 said:
The usefulness of a weapon is inversely proportional to how much of the story you have completed, i.e by the time you have all the good guns, you've almost beaten the game and have no time to enjoy them.
1. You WILL save the world at some point in time. It doesn't matter if it's from a world-eating dragon (Skyrim!), or an army of space squids (Mass Effect), you will invariably, at some point in time, save the world/worlds/your own small portion of the world.
2. If you're into RPGs, then, essentially, you're into Bioware.
3. Xbox Live is dominated by sarcastic teenagers who use the word '******' like a machine gun.
4. Peter Molyneux always has a negative effect on his own games. Lionhead should really lock him up, or something.
2. If you're into RPGs, then, essentially, you're into Bioware.
3. Xbox Live is dominated by sarcastic teenagers who use the word '******' like a machine gun.
4. Peter Molyneux always has a negative effect on his own games. Lionhead should really lock him up, or something.
Put on the song 'Katamari on the Rocks' and listen while watching your avatar dance. It's... awesome...Lt. Dragunov said:
OT : Snow levels are always the most enjoyable levels!
Touhou Project finds its way into everything, and yet nobody will know what's going on when the lolis show up.
All "bad" games have a small cult following.
All "good" games have a dedicated group who will trash it no matter what.
All "bad" games have a small cult following.
All "good" games have a dedicated group who will trash it no matter what.
That's a pretty damn fair reason not to like. I've only ever pre-ordered 3 games myself, but I absolutely love getting a game I've looked forward to a couple days early with a little bonus. Each to their own.shadyh8er said:
1- The cake is a lie
2-If i win, im a haX0r..
3-Close combat will always ALWAYS kill, and sometimes be more effective than a bullet
4-Bioware RPGs are always good and i will always buy them
2-If i win, im a haX0r..
3-Close combat will always ALWAYS kill, and sometimes be more effective than a bullet
4-Bioware RPGs are always good and i will always buy them
I think you just worded that badly. I think it would be better to put "It's made enough money to prove it's popular", the way you have it worded makes it sound like if it's made money it should be popular.MercurySteam said:
On topic. JRPG's aren't RPG's. (even though they are ...)
Horror games aren't scary.
(as proven by the "No pc demo for bulletstorm" thread) PC gamers have an air(?) of superiority.
(proven again by the same thread) All PC games are ruined by consoles.
Realism = Brown, remember the more the better
Online multiplayer will always be bad as long as there is lag
Kids believe that voice chat is only to be used for being a retard
Death in videogames means nothing similar to actual death
Aliens always have some form of laser technology that is just as effective as traditional human weaponry in combat
Healthpacks heal you as soon as you touch them and can always heal you despite any injury you may have taken
To substitute for the lack of AI, the enemy will either be cheap or in a large quantity
Platforming does not work in third person if the camera/controls are terrible and will not work at all in first person
Online multiplayer will always be bad as long as there is lag
Kids believe that voice chat is only to be used for being a retard
Death in videogames means nothing similar to actual death
Aliens always have some form of laser technology that is just as effective as traditional human weaponry in combat
Healthpacks heal you as soon as you touch them and can always heal you despite any injury you may have taken
To substitute for the lack of AI, the enemy will either be cheap or in a large quantity
Platforming does not work in third person if the camera/controls are terrible and will not work at all in first person
All Charcters can use/hack computers(including alien ones, and ones they've never seen) by pressing the same set of keys over and over.
Enemies NEVER reload, also they have infinte ammo. (Few exceptions)
Games and Movies will never work out together. (Movie based Games = Bad, Game based Movies = Bad)
All fighting games have at least one charcter with a projectile.
All end bosses are either push-overs or so fuckng hard, they'll make you break your screen (There is no middle ground), also bosses always have 2 or more forms.
Enemies NEVER reload, also they have infinte ammo. (Few exceptions)
Games and Movies will never work out together. (Movie based Games = Bad, Game based Movies = Bad)
All fighting games have at least one charcter with a projectile.
All end bosses are either push-overs or so fuckng hard, they'll make you break your screen (There is no middle ground), also bosses always have 2 or more forms.
