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eastinfecter

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Shadow-Phoenix said:
Talal Provides said:
We cannot, under any circumstances, allow there to be another John Romero. The stakes are too high now, there's too much money involved in games, another John Romero would be cataclysmic.
It would mean the end of life itself.
Seriously, think about it... Romeronator.


LightningBanks said:
eastinfecter said:
There is no cow level.
I loled

Also, blizzard will always take at least 3 years to release a game after they announce its existence
...and after 4 years of waiting they will have great amazing cinematics.

OT: Life is red. Mana is blue. Moon is sheep. Ghost is...taboo.
 

Twuk

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RelexCryo said:
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QTEs suck.
Escort quests suck.
and finally, bad controls are not an acceptable substitute for actual difficulty.
This^. Also, people will always claim that being forced to run away is more horrifying in horror games, despite the fact that humans can't outrun any of our natural predators, and we evolved to kill them with spears instead-meaning your chances of outrunning a demonic creature are even lower than your chances of killing it-which in turn means that being able to outrun a demon monster thing hurts immersion.
This made me burst out laughing. Very true to the both of you. This brings to my mind the early Resident Evil games. They had their moments where I jumped a little, but most of the time I was scared because I didn't know how to run forward.
 

phantasmalWordsmith

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A lot of people hate halo and I'll never understand why but I'll feel ashamed of it
Movie games = BAD
RTS should stay on PC
somehow Nintendo gets to spam it's old frachises and could probably buy a small country because of it
 

DragonBorn96

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Video game protaganists are allergic to swimming and water, unless your Ezio, or Rico Rodriguez the son of Zeus and a hispanic window-cleaner
 

ShadowHand25

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Eadd said:
ShadowHand25 said:
MCDeltaT said:
The Water Temple is equivalent to receiving a colonoscopy from Edward Scissorhands
You know, I hear a lot of shit about the Water Temple, but I didn't think it was all that bad.
So either my memory is bit foggy (very possible), or I'm just better at Legend of Zelda (also very possible) [insert smug face]
Zelda Ocarina of Time was the mother-*****! Must be your memory dude. Dust off the N64 and prepare your bum bum for some not so fun times!
Nope... just played OoT 3D, and not only is the Water Temple not so bad, but Master Quest Water Temple ain't that bad.

I conclude that I am super awesome at Zelda games.

So, [raspberries]!
 

ShadowHand25

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chromewarriorXIII said:
Macabre9037 said:
IamQ said:
Red barrels explode.
Unless you are in Saints Row, in which case the white ones do.
Or if you're in Borderlands, in which case they all explode.

If you're in a racing game, you are invincible and no matter how bad the crash, you will be able to keep driving.
Destruction Derby 64. Myth: busted
 

Dma

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Even if it's on your side the computer still hates you.

Goddamn bots and your crafty ways.
 

yuval152

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Battlefield will never beat COD

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Call of Duty games, despite no real improvements, will sell eleventy million copies every new installment. (don't get me wrong, I like the franchise, but it's taking the piss now).
EA will always make dumb choices and will always get away with untill eventully they'll be boycotted for good.

Activision will always be one of the richest comapnies in the world even that they are greedy and dont give a fuck about the consumers.

Valve is one of the only Develepoer & publisher that actually cars about their consumers.

Origin is obivously a way of EA to try to have an advantage on valve.

Fallout games have bad fire fights.

Microsoft is greedy as hell and still will always get away with it.

sony dont care about their consumers.

Oblivion & fallout games will always be glitchy.

IGN has crappy reviews.

Duke nukem lost his touch.

Nintedo will keep making old franchies remakes and with horribly fail

I add comapnies too.
 

fusion_cell

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console gamers never respect AFK
Players always exploit A.I. weakness
Rockstar have been making the same game over and over again in different locations and still make money
Team Bondi were unfairly treated in the workplace
Valve never produce a bad game
Health and ammo mean a big battle is coming up
People love to play guitar hero but its hard to find a singer
No A.I. will be as clever as in Rise of the Robots
On hard difficulty A.I. team mates never kill A.I. enemies, they shoot at each other for hours until you get involved
In racing games when you crash all the other cars slow down allowing you to catch up
Every Codemasters game has issues with its online leaderboards
The A.I. in HL2 work in a hive mind format more so then any other game ever made
L.A. Noire's doubt question always over reacts
Crysis 2 is awful compared to the original
Powerful weapons have long reload times
Every bad guy carries 1 clip of ammo when they die even if they have been firing at you
Health regenerates if you hide behind walls
Battlefield is a PC orientated franchise and COD is a console franchise
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
Call of Duty games, despite no real improvements, will sell eleventy million copies every new installment. (don't get me wrong, I like the franchise, but it's taking the piss now).
Thats why I only ever bought MW2 and called it a day.
 

kickassfrog

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No matter how teamwork oriented a game is designed to be, there will be no teamwork.
TF2 is /sometimes/ an exception. But not always.


I will always always always hate spies.
Being backstabbed by yourself is horrible.

COD and Battlefield, as well as every sports game ever, will never really change. And Pokemon.

People who play train simulators are inexplicable.
 

Atmos Duality

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-EA exists to buyout, exploit and consume otherwise talented and respectable developers.
-MMORPGs require grind in some form to make money.
-Final Fantasy will never break "Mediocre" from FF10 onward.