Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

[Lizardon]

Yeah, I found all six of the penises high school students made with weed killer ... when I should be studying for my exams.

 

[William MacKay]

found all 6. two pictured, one slightly lower from the big one (not the thin one), then three around the path. the south of the world seems insane: first this then planking... holy craps.

 

[fragmaster09]

too many names...

"Dyk" phonetacally = D***
"Dickson" sounds like...
"Cocker" take off the ER...

fake?

 

[Riobux]

I found all six. My judgement in my ability to spot dicks has reached a new high.

 

[gabmed]

What?! That looks like an enormous-

Wang! Pay attention!
But I was distracted by that giant-


Willie, what is that?
Hmm...well, it looks like a giant-

Johnson! Tell the pentagon they need to see this.

Groovy, baby!

 

[LGC Pominator]

gerHARD van DYK?
DICKson?
COCKer?
is this for real or is the news article referenced one big (and REALLY funny) joke?

Either way I love this, it is awesome. trolling in real life is so much more satisfying

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

I am disappointed that they aren't touching each other.

 

[anonymity88]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

No I didn't then you pointed it out. Thanks. Gave me more of a chuckle than the giant 40 foot penis'

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"it's also a Catholic university, which makes it kind of sad to see that a student would do something like this."

What does that have to do with anything? And why would public laws about indecency affect someone's opinion on whether the body should be celebrated or not?

Well it turns out I was looking at the wrong college, my mistake. And Catholic schools tend to be more... I don't know, well disciplined. I remember hearing a story recently about a basketball player who went to a Christian college that got kicked off of the team for having sex with his girlfriend. If you can run into that much trouble for something as silly as that, then it would have been surprising that the college wouldn't have punished further. And there's also the fact that vandalizing a place that associates itself with religion seems to be a little over the line in the same way that vandalizing a graveyard is (as in... when it comes down to it, they're both a waste of space but at least show some respect (bah dum tish)).

And I didn't mean the laws themselves, I mean the fact that everyone's making fun of the guy for being offended by a drawing a dick (which, by the way, was never said other than in the fake comments) while the people here, I would doubt, are confident enough to even shower publicly... but that's an entirely different conversation... and something that I don't care at all to talk about.

Of course it's vandalism - just because we're all having a chuckle it doesn't mean that we don't think the detentions aren't well-deserved.

But that one guy saying he's appalled by the twisted mind of today's youth fueled by hardcore pornography? That is an overreaction, and I'll have to ask him to think long and hard (tee hee!) about whether things were any different back in his generation.

Again, I'm pretty sure those comments were fake. Among the commenters were Johnny Utah and Hugh G. Rection...

 

[Unesh52]

I only found 5 dicks, but this is a hilarious turn of events. I would gladly take credit, were it me. I'd put it on my freaking resume.

 

[FalloutJack]

Carnegie Mellon HATES GRASS!

Oh wait... New Zealand. My bad.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

As immature as this is it made me chuckle. Looks like a nice school, giant willies aside. Check out the pool.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Ah, some serious news! Finally lol

The only thing my old school usd to do was bring in guns, drunks, firwroks and occasionally set a classroom on fire (i lie, it was always on fire).

I swear my school was cursed, or hated byt he wind...

The windows (over 200) inplodded during hard winds one day and hurt alot of pupils and on year the wind ripped off the sports hall and swimming pool's roof

 

[Hatchet90]

I bet it was

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Giant Wang Penetrates Google Maps

Most of the responses to the original story on Stuff.co.nz [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/5114020/Penis-prank-caught-by-Google-satellite] expressed amusement over the stunt, although one commenter, Dave Dickson, claimed to be dismayed by "the twisted minds of today's youth, brought up on a heavy diet of hardcore pornography." Netsafe Executive Director Martin Cocker also warned that quests for online infamy sometimes have a tendency to backfire because "things hang around a lot longer on the web."

I noticed three unfortunate puns in the last few sentences. Can anyone else see them, or do I just have a sick mind?

Dave Dickson

Martin Cocker

things hang around a lot longer on the web

Those? Also, fantastic names

 

[solidstatemind]

ah, our minds are in the gutter... that makes it, what? Thursday?

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed it.

 

[S3Cs4uN 8]

LIES! there's only 5

I feel so lame for not being able to find the 6th

The 6th one is really small so it's hard to find. Kind of like [joke removed].

In all honesty, as much as this sounds like me trying to ruin everyone's fun, it's seriously just simply vandalism... this is really no different than someone drawing a dick on the side of a train car with spray paint, just bigger and probably cost the school a lot more money trying to get rid of this rather than cleaning off paint. I really don't think this is cool at all.

And everyone talking like people shouldn't be offended by this... I want you to walk around outside bottomless and see how far you get. If you really think the human body is something to be celebrated, why don't you just go ahead and celebrate a bit?

EDIT: Also, I'm pretty sure that news article is fake. I searched on Fairfield's website for Gerhard van Dyk and found nothing.

Spoiler: Proof.

WRONG WEBSITE SORRY GUYS

EDIT 2: And it's also a Catholic university, which makes it kind of sad to see that a student would do something like this.

EDIT 3: Silly me, trying too hard to ruin everyone's fun, I realized that I had found the wrong college. Apparently, that is his real name, and he looks like this:

Spoiler: Gerhard van Dyk

EDIT 4: And those commenters were fake names... there was also a guy commenting with the name Hugh G. Rection.

Im going to be dead honest i went to that school and the way things are run there i doubt they even spent a dime removing those

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

i got 5 cocks. [sadface]

also, the only time i will ever get to use that phrase.

 

[Denamic]

Things hang around on the web?
As far as I know, things become ancient history and forgotten within a week on the internet.
It's only the legendary memes that people even remember, like desu and ceiling cat.

 

[commodore96]

Dammit how come when I did this to my school google images didnt take a picture