How do you know what a technicolor pegasus pony tastes like?OuroborosChoked said:No, no, no...FrostyChick said:There is only one word I can think of to describe that...
Sweet!
SAVORY.
How do you know what a technicolor pegasus pony tastes like?OuroborosChoked said:No, no, no...FrostyChick said:There is only one word I can think of to describe that...
Sweet!
SAVORY.
I award you +1 internetz.Matthew94 said:![]()
I must bake you...
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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, I hope they don't alert the people who ate it, best they don't know.
"So that's why it tasted so delicious!"Matthew94 said:![]()
I must bake you...
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Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, I hope they don't alert the people who ate it, best they don't know.
Surprisingly good story, though a bit shortened at parts.TrilbyWill said:Split by Love is pretty sad too. RD and AJ do a lesbian and pinkie murders AJ, tries to kill RD and ends up committing suicide. then RD lives alone on a mountain not eating or drinking for like a month.Quaxar said:Was he a shepard by any chance? Because that's the only joke I could make that hasn't already been said.
Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. You just try reading Sweet Apple Massacre, then we'll talk.PunkRex said:When I read it, it was Rainbow Dash... bloody thing depressed me for a week AND I ONLY READ HALF OF IT!!! Couldnt read any more, far to depressing, I dont understand snuff lovers.lacktheknack said:A My Little Pony fanfic that will make you cry every time you ever see Pinkie Pie ever again.FrostyChick said:I'm confused... What's this about cupcakes?Bhaalspawn said:Okay internet, let me start by saying this:
I'm sorry, I am so so sorry, but I have to make this joke.
Cupcakes anyone?
I... I fear I'll get a ban just saying what it is about publicly. Let's just say Pinkie is nothing compared to Big Mac.
i though "what about Fluttershy?"
Owyn_Merrilin said:Wait, did Gizmodo call the singing in Sweeney Todd annoying? It's about as unoffensive in terms of willing suspension of disbelief as a musical can get, and the actual soundtrack is nothing short of amazing.
OT: That's pretty messed up. I'm not sure what else there is to say about a man killing his father in law and baking him into pies. I wonder if he sold them as "Long-pork-pot-pies."
Dr. wonderful said:Eri said:http://gizmodo.com/5847685/russian-guy-grinds-up-his-father+in+law-and-serves-him-for-lunchGizmodo said:Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)
It's a real life Sweeney Todd but without all the annoying singing. The Daily Mail UK reports that a Russian cafe owner has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh, and possibly serving him up in as many as "two dozen" meat pies.
Moscow authorities haven't released the names of alleged murderer or his delicious victim. We do know that this seems to be a regular occurrence in Russia. In 2009 two cannibals killed and then ate parts of a 16-year old girl. Recently, another cook killed a guy and made sausages and meatballs from his corpse. So if you visit Russia and have a hankering for a savory pastry, we humbly suggest you visit the frozen section of the local supermarkets.
Disturbing this is. At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>
Also inb4 bad soviet Russia jokes.
i was thinking the same thing about sweeny todd...
bet the pies would taste salty...
God, that is good.
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And now I'm very hungry.