Hello, fair people!!!

[TilMorrow]

I can't tell whether this is legit or a very good attempt at troll-roll-rolling.

So Imma give two responses:
Response 1:
WELCOME TO THE ESCAPIST!!! A great source of itelligent discussion, artistic videos and an amazing community! [sub]except for the whiners...[/sub] With forums spanning numourous topics and a large number of continuously redone generic threads. I hope you enjoy your time here and get involved in the debates and opinion stating! Avoid troll feeding, trolling, flaming and other attempts at annoying others overly much.

Response 2:
Don't troll.

ALso whats this basement people are talking about?

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Greeting and salutations! Its nice to see somebody else from BC (Most Canadains I meet online seem to be from Ontario...its a conspiracy Im sure

They're on to us! Run!

I KNEW IT!!!

​

Kitty.​

 

[Marik2]

Also don't go into R&P unless you are ready to be beaten,bashed and then publicly executed to increase someones ego.

LOL aint that the truth

 

[AugustFall]

Best intro I've ever read. I think I have one actual friend on these forums and I have no idea what his handle is. What's it like posting on a forum where people actually know you?

 

[Dango]

1. Hi.
2. Your avatar and username are confusing...
3. Join some user groups.
4. Stop by forum games sometime, it can be fun.
5. Have this starfish.

Thanks to me, you're now prepared to venture out into the world of the forums.

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Social smoker, heavy drinker...... I like being healthy too.

That sentence was....... interesting. I suppose I shouldn't be picking on you so early on. Shame on me

No, I caught that too.

Anyway, welcome to The Escapist! Thanks for the incredibly personal first post. Posting that anywhere else would probably have been a bad idea.

 

[Athol]

Greeting and salutations! Its nice to see somebody else from BC (Most Canadains I meet online seem to be from Ontario...its a conspiracy Im sure

They're on to us! Run!

I KNEW IT!!!

YOU SAW NOTHING. WHAT IS THIS ONTARIO YOU SPEAK OF.

I want the truth, dont make me beat it out of you!

Yes I can handle the truth

 

[Dango]

Hello and welcome!
Very nice introduction.
I hope you enjoy it here.

Spoiler: And something for the hell of it.

Also, what is your avatar?

Nice random thing... though I would've gone for something like...

Spoiler: This...

I just wanted an excuse to post that...<.<

\
weirdness abounds!

Spoiler: Which gives me a reason to post this. :3

I was hoping I would never see that again...<.<

Spoiler: But anyway...

I see you are familiar with the YES dance. >:3

Well here's something a little more tame for your veiwing pleasure.

Spoiler

I think he overreacted a bit...<.<

Spoiler

Well then, I'm obliged to give you this:

To be completely fair I would totally buy that...

Spoiler: Necessary Videos

 

[Vault101]

Hi, so my name is Hannah, and I'm new here! So you might be asking yourselves: "Who is this Hannah anyways, and why should we care?" Well, some of you may know of Kennedy Sloan, better known as [user]no oneder[/user] in this part of the internet realms or whatever, and it so happens that I'm her best friend in the world/on-off girlfriend/business consultant/manager/coach/trainer/assistant/boss/CEO and now she dragged me up, tied me up to a chair and introduced me to the wonderful world of online forums, against my will. I agreed to do it because she seems to be hooked up on you guys and is happy, so I might as well try.

So, about me: well, my name is Hannah Ryan. I live here in wonderful Vancouver, British Columbia, where I've resided for the last lifetime years of my life. I am kinda in University, but only because my mom wants, which brings me to my parents. My mom's name is Margaret and no, I don't have a father. Growing up with mom was nice, she taught me things and vice versa. I am also an only child, so mom always expects me to be double or triple great, which brings me to work. I've had good jobs and bad ones. I'm am currently a receptionist at a stupid hair salon, which I dreadfully hate. I live with one roommate whose name is not relevant.

Aaand about mein hobbies, activities, likes and dislikes and such: I've been trying to learn guitar for months, still with no results. I like reading books, mystery novels and romantic stuff. I have been trying to do some filmmaking too. I like listening to music, particularly indie rock and anything under that style. I am not much of a geek, read comics or play videogames, Kennedy is the one who does that stuff. Social smoker, heavy drinker. I don't do much sports, only soccer. I like being healthy too.

So, that pretty much does it, unless I remember something else. Pleasure to meet you all!!

No need to sign this, but I will anyways, to annoy you Kennedy!!1
Hannah Ryan.

welcome to the escapist!

I joined not too long ago and Ive found myself addicted to forums,

anyway if you want advice (which you didnt ask for but hey Ill give it to you anyway) always think before You make a controversial thread because (as I learned today) you might realise seconds after you hit the "post" button that youve made an idiot of yourself...

so the moral of the story is think before you type

not that Im saying your an idiot..which your obviously not and theres nothing wrong with your post

ohh crap there I go again...

 

[Tdc2182]

Welcome to the Escapist.

Full of Normal people.

 

[Fraught]

I'm sorry, but...who the fuck is no oneder?

Honest question here.

 

[Shadowtek]

Welcome To My Parlor.

(BTW, where is the basement? Ive been meaning to pay a visit to the dungeon keeper.)

 

[GotMalkAvian]

Welcome to the Escapist, Hannah. Don't let some of the creatures around here scare you; their bark is always worse than their bite.

 

[Chatato]

Not meaning to be rude however if every person that joined the escapist did that we'd have toms of pages of useless-ness but you know do as you see fit but talk about things people can share a general interest in E.G. seeing as this is a gaming/movie/music/any pop culture forum talk about these aforementioned things and you are set but regardless you can write anything it's just people might not care, but anyway have fun *Thumbs up*

 

[katsabas]

Didn't know who either of the gals were. I still feel warmer though seeing more female typers added to the world list. Welcome, tylenol. Don't feed who's not be fed and the hammer will spare you.

I have had many smart discussions being here as well as responsive feedback on some of my reviews. This place has something for everyone. Although, you will have to make quick difference between intelligence and pretentiousness.

 

[Mr Companion]

It is a pleasure to meet you.

 

[imnot]

Hello and welcome!
Very nice introduction.
I hope you enjoy it here.

Spoiler: And something for the hell of it.

Also, what is your avatar?

Nice random thing... though I would've gone for something like...

Spoiler: This...

I just wanted an excuse to post that...<.<

I what, Ive seen that 5 times and it gets wierder every time ;_;

Howdy stranger, and welcome to this lovely little corner of the Internet we call The Escapist! And if you don't know what everyone means by "The Basement," it's okay. I still haven't quite figured it out myself yet.

This guy's right. Been here almost a year and still haven't figured it.

Its where the trolls live.
I think?

 

[standokan]

Ever felt like you didn't belong, that your hart wasn't in it, well that will change from this point on, you're home now :'), welcome and be sure to check out zero punctuation, extra credits, loading ready run, moviebob, and all the awesomeness that forms our home, the escapist.

 

[Jonluw]

Uh oh. A new user.. You better not fuck this up! Don't come here and ruin the escapist for us!

Hi, you're a new person. I recommend that you join a user group or two. You won't regret it. There you can chat about whatever without worrying about having to make well-composed posts.
D'ya like anime? Come join us! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Anime-Fans]
Do you like hugs? Join here! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Hugs]

Aside from that, don't go in the basement, and don't slap Kuliani on the ass. He'll sue you for sexual harassment.

 

[haddaway234]

This has to be the most obvious "I'm a girl on the internet!" attention-grab I have seen in a while.

Although its cool to hear about someone who lives near me, well kind of, I live in northern BC.