Hello, fair people!!!

[Mikeyfell]

Hi, so my name is Hannah, and I'm new here! So you might be asking yourselves: "Who is this Hannah anyways, and why should we care?" Well, some of you may know of Kennedy Sloan, better known as [user]no oneder[/user] in this part of the internet realms or whatever, and it so happens that I'm her best friend in the world/on-off girlfriend/business consultant/manager/coach/trainer/assistant/boss/CEO and now she dragged me up, tied me up to a chair and introduced me to the wonderful world of online forums, against my will. I agreed to do it because she seems to be hooked up on you guys and is happy, so I might as well try.

So, about me: well, my name is Hannah Ryan. I live here in wonderful Vancouver, British Columbia, where I've resided for the last lifetime years of my life. I am kinda in University, but only because my mom wants, which brings me to my parents. My mom's name is Margaret and no, I don't have a father. Growing up with mom was nice, she taught me things and vice versa. I am also an only child, so mom always expects me to be double or triple great, which brings me to work. I've had good jobs and bad ones. I'm am currently a receptionist at a stupid hair salon, which I dreadfully hate. I live with one roommate whose name is not relevant.

Aaand about mein hobbies, activities, likes and dislikes and such: I've been trying to learn guitar for months, still with no results. I like reading books, mystery novels and romantic stuff. I have been trying to do some filmmaking too. I like listening to music, particularly indie rock and anything under that style. I am not much of a geek, read comics or play videogames, Kennedy is the one who does that stuff. Social smoker, heavy drinker. I don't do much sports, only soccer. I like being healthy too.

So, that pretty much does it, unless I remember something else. Pleasure to meet you all!!

No need to sign this, but I will anyways, to annoy you Kennedy!!1
Hannah Ryan.

Quick! Add a discussion valve before anyone else notices.

Nice name by the way. I was going to be Dr. Awkward but I decided against it.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Hello there. Glad to see a new member. I'm Jack, nice to meet you.

Please excuse my silliness, but if we have no silliness, then we will become grey, depressing and dull, like wallpaper paste. I provide extra silliness to make up for the serious users. I'm not very popular. >.<

Calumon: And I'm here to... ummm... I don't know why I'm here. :3

 

[lonely tylenol]

Hahaha, good to know. I met your friend!!!

Which one???

1. Hi.
2. Username is a palindrome, avatar is The Cheat.
3. Maybe.
4. I will.
5. What starfish??

Hahaha, it's a metaphorical starfish. Just remember the golden rule: nod politely.

Hello, nice introduction. I hope that you have fun while you're here and get to annoy that friend of yours to no end--it's always fun doing that.

Also, I recognize your avatar and I might have seen it somewhere...but I'm not sure. What's it from?

Why is everyone trying to annoy me???

The one that's a girl: Aylaine.

And ok, I'll nod politely.

Also, everyone's trying to annoy you! Live with it!!

 

[lonely tylenol]

Have you played Borderlands? Cause you "sounded" like a claptrap.

"Hey there, stranger! Here's my introductory monologue, in a nice friendly tone, that still somehow make people want to shoot me in the face with a shotgun!"

-Nodding politely-

I don't play much games.

-Nodding even more politely-er-

 

[Jedamethis]

Yes Sah!

YES I AM! *stands tall, puffs up chest prou-*
Ooooof, you've gotten heavy. x.x

Good man!

And are you saying I'm fat?! XD

No! Nono! Of course not! You're just big boned. Muscular! Yup. Heavy muscle. >.>

...My crowd-following senses are tingling. o.o

Why is everyone trying to annoy me???

How do you annoy people again? I've forgotten. I used to be really good at it.

...Hmm, I've narrowed it down to repetitive poking or vicious rape. *puts decision beard on*
*strokes beard* Hmmmmmmmm....

 

[no oneder]

Hello there. Glad to see a new member. I'm Jack, nice to meet you.

Please excuse my silliness, but if we have no silliness, then we will become grey, depressing and dull, like wallpaper paste. I provide extra silliness to make up for the serious users. I'm not very popular. >.<

Calumon: And I'm here to... ummm... I don't know why I'm here. :3

This was that guy I told you about Hannah. Quick hit the deck!!!

Have you played Borderlands? Cause you "sounded" like a claptrap.

"Hey there, stranger! Here's my introductory monologue, in a nice friendly tone, that still somehow make people want to shoot me in the face with a shotgun!"

-Nodding politely-

I don't play much games.

-Nodding even more politely-er-

Hahaha, already a master at nodding politely. It has saved me several times here.

 

[Jedamethis]

I don't get it... Why do you need an introduction thread?

Well, it's a good time to establish a personality, which helps make you more recognisable. Also, it's fun!

 

[Slash Dementia]

Hello, nice introduction. I hope that you have fun while you're here and get to annoy that friend of yours to no end--it's always fun doing that.

Also, I recognize your avatar and I might have seen it somewhere...but I'm not sure. What's it from?

Why is everyone trying to annoy me???

It's fun to do, but I'm not trying to annoy you. The only person I purposely try to annoy is my girlfriend or when I troll with her on an MMO..

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Hello there. Glad to see a new member. I'm Jack, nice to meet you.

Please excuse my silliness, but if we have no silliness, then we will become grey, depressing and dull, like wallpaper paste. I provide extra silliness to make up for the serious users. I'm not very popular. >.<

Calumon: And I'm here to... ummm... I don't know why I'm here. :3

This was that guy I told you about Hannah. Quick hit the deck!!!

See, I'm so silly, I have to have people warned about me. SILLY!

Spoiler: SILLY

Calumon: I'm not that scary, am I? : (

 

[GenericAmerican]

Hello...that is all

 

[[.redacted]]

Welcome to the escapist =)

Sorry in advance for the number of posts about Claymore you will undoubtedly see me make.
Oh, and keep at guitar: it's so worth it.

 

[mParadox]

For a second or two I thought you were a spambot/advertiser >.>

Same here. It was too good.

Hi, so my name is Hannah, and I'm new here!

One of the most kind posts I've seen. And that's saying something.

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist. Don't feed the trolls. Preferable thing to do is ignore them. Don't be rude to anyone, respect others and all the usual ding dong about ethics. Have fun and I hope you enjoy your stay at the Escapist. =)

 

[Craig Cameron]

Hey there, I'm what happens when someone gets lazy and lets facebook make an account for them and unwittingly released my powerword for all to see, although given my geographical location it's pretty useless to anyone.

Anyway, [insert proper greeting here]
I also like how I first learned about the basement and found it being explained in the same thread that was quite handy, because otherwise I would have ended up there and set up camp.

Also the scary thread is awesome.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Hi, so my name is Hannah, and I'm new here! So you might be asking yourselves: "Who is this Hannah anyways, and why should we care?" Well, some of you may know of Kennedy Sloan, better known as [user]no oneder[/user] in this part of the internet realms or whatever, and it so happens that I'm her best friend in the world/on-off girlfriend/business consultant/manager/coach/trainer/assistant/boss/CEO and now she dragged me up, tied me up to a chair and introduced me to the wonderful world of online forums, against my will. I agreed to do it because she seems to be hooked up on you guys and is happy, so I might as well try.

So, about me: well, my name is Hannah Ryan. I live here in wonderful Vancouver, British Columbia, where I've resided for the last lifetime years of my life. I am kinda in University, but only because my mom wants, which brings me to my parents. My mom's name is Margaret and no, I don't have a father. Growing up with mom was nice, she taught me things and vice versa. I am also an only child, so mom always expects me to be double or triple great, which brings me to work. I've had good jobs and bad ones. I'm am currently a receptionist at a stupid hair salon, which I dreadfully hate. I live with one roommate whose name is not relevant.

Aaand about mein hobbies, activities, likes and dislikes and such: I've been trying to learn guitar for months, still with no results. I like reading books, mystery novels and romantic stuff. I have been trying to do some filmmaking too. I like listening to music, particularly indie rock and anything under that style. I am not much of a geek, read comics or play videogames, Kennedy is the one who does that stuff. Social smoker, heavy drinker. I don't do much sports, only soccer. I like being healthy too.

So, that pretty much does it, unless I remember something else. Pleasure to meet you all!!

No need to sign this, but I will anyways, to annoy you Kennedy!!1
Hannah Ryan.

Wow, that sure was a massive introductory statement... or something.. Anyway, Welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay and such and such.
Stay out of the Bas- oh right... >.>
See ya around!

 

[My name is Fiction]

Hay I know your boy friend because he told me.
Now I must plot away and steal you from him.
*Evil laughter as I run into my secret layer*
Oh and don't go into the basement!

Uhm... don't you mean my girlfriend??

Well he stated "girlfriend" But perhaps he got miss typed or
*Gasp*
He's cheating on you!
You should now go to my place now and cry on my pillows or something for that stark realization.

Uhm... we're both girls...

-awkward moment-

Thats hot Thats hot!

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Hi, so my name is Hannah, and I'm new here! So you might be asking yourselves: "Who is this Hannah anyways, and why should we care?" Well, some of you may know of Kennedy Sloan, better known as [user]no oneder[/user] in this part of the internet realms or whatever, and it so happens that I'm her best friend in the world/on-off girlfriend/business consultant/manager/coach/trainer/assistant/boss/CEO and now she dragged me up, tied me up to a chair and introduced me to the wonderful world of online forums, against my will. I agreed to do it because she seems to be hooked up on you guys and is happy, so I might as well try.

So, about me: well, my name is Hannah Ryan. I live here in wonderful Vancouver, British Columbia, where I've resided for the last lifetime years of my life. I am kinda in University, but only because my mom wants, which brings me to my parents. My mom's name is Margaret and no, I don't have a father. Growing up with mom was nice, she taught me things and vice versa. I am also an only child, so mom always expects me to be double or triple great, which brings me to work. I've had good jobs and bad ones. I'm am currently a receptionist at a stupid hair salon, which I dreadfully hate. I live with one roommate whose name is not relevant.

Aaand about mein hobbies, activities, likes and dislikes and such: I've been trying to learn guitar for months, still with no results. I like reading books, mystery novels and romantic stuff. I have been trying to do some filmmaking too. I like listening to music, particularly indie rock and anything under that style. I am not much of a geek, read comics or play videogames, Kennedy is the one who does that stuff. Social smoker, heavy drinker. I don't do much sports, only soccer. I like being healthy too.

So, that pretty much does it, unless I remember something else. Pleasure to meet you all!!

No need to sign this, but I will anyways, to annoy you Kennedy!!1
Hannah Ryan.

HAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bout time woman! Great to see you finally joined. Though now I probably have to relinquish the celibate title of Sloan's e-boyfriend.

*sniffles*

Eh, I'm happy all the same!

WELCOME!

 

[Angerwing]

Welcome. There are a lot of fans of Japanese culture (manga/anime) here, so if you're not a fan, prepared to be out of your element quite a bit. One nifty thing about these forums is that you're allowed to fucking swear as much as you fucking want as long as it's not too obscene (to the point of being offensive) or directed at another forum-goer. So don't be shy to drop a few swears here and there.

Since you don't appear to be too much of a gamer/one of us I'd recommend hanging around the Off-Topic part of the site. We take our gaming seriously, and you don't want to be caught in the middle of one of our classic gaming shitstorm arguments. No fun.

I too am a social smoker/heavy drinker, currently going through physio due to drink-related shenanigans. I'm also Australian and like to swear. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

Oh, and ITT: Social awkwardness at its finest.

 

[lonely tylenol]

HAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Bout time woman! Great to see you finally joined. Though now I probably have to relinquish the celibate title of Sloan's e-boyfriend.

*sniffles*

Eh, I'm happy all the same!

WELCOME!

Hey, I know you! You're that guy from that time I barely remember!

Nah, just kidding! I actually vaguely remember you. So you actually was/were/are Kennedy's internet boyfriend, eh?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Welcome to the Escapist.
I hope you find this place to be to your liking, and settle in easily.
We're a generally friendly bunch.

Unless you happen to be a whale, right?! XP

OT: Welcome to the Escapist! All the links you should have pressed have been said by now so just be yourself, be respectful and all will be good.

 

[Neonbob]

Welcome to the Escapist.
I hope you find this place to be to your liking, and settle in easily.
We're a generally friendly bunch.

Unless you happen to be a whale, right?! XP

There are no whales on this site.
At least, not since I made my last patrol this morning.