Heroes you yelled "YOU IDIOT!" at.

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Would it count to yell at Lawrence and call him a fucking moron when in Season 2
Holo learns that her homeland was destroyed and asked Lawrence to make love to her
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Because he REALLY was a fucking MORON there!
 

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SkellgrimOrDave said:
Hello escapees, I'm here to vent about various characters in film we're supposed to side with and ultimately end up hating, it can be one thing, it can be the entire way they do things, or it can just be them.

First, it's the dumb love interest from X-men Origins:Wolverine. (I know, shitty film), for the one last thing she does. She has the bad guy, someone who has shown himself to be willing to kill, hire others to kill, control others with various means to kill, to turn a cheery man into an expriment that required the kidnapping of children and adults, and the forced extraction of their powers, and then ruining someone's life forver. She has this bastard under her control, gets him to stick his gun to his throat...... and makes him walk off.

What
The
Fuck.

Apparantly this would make her "just as bad as him."

No.
No it wouldn't.

You would be killing him, a man who is responsible for the deaths of many, the trauma of more, is going to cause many more problems and deaths for everyone years later, is a borderline genocidal maniac for whom the end justifies the means,and the end is pretty fucking bleak, and you think making him blowing his brains out will make you just as bad as him?

Clearly her brain was damaged.
This is my feelings about Batman and the Joker. The crazy clown guy must have killed more people than malaria at this point; why haven't you powerbombed him off of a skyscraper into the concrete below yet? Yes, I get that you have this "thou shalt not kill"-schtick going, but how many more people is Mr. J gonna have to kill before someone, anyone, takes the final step and sticks him in the electric chair?
 

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Hisao in Katawa Shoujo.

He's a complete dumbass throughout the entire VN.
 

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Fappy said:
Every Jedi in the Star Wars prequels. Every one.
Hell, every single character in the prequels was a retard.

Scarim Coral said:
Definitely Banagher Links during episode 4 At the Bottom of the Gravity Well from Gundam Unicorn.
You see there was this girl Loni Garvey, a Zeon remnants piloting this huge red mobile armour called Shamblo. She was told not to enter the city but did so anyway and apprently she let out a fit that cause the computer system inside the armour to commint mass murders (the armour beging firing lazer everywhere killing any civilians in the crossfire).

Banagher Links inside the mobile suit Gundam Unicorn was there to try to stop her with help with Riddhe Marcenas in his flying Mobile Suit Delta Plus.

Anyway the part where I scream at him calling for being an idiot was when they got an open shot to killed her. He was holding onto the Delta Plus right in the firing range as to destory the Shamblo you had to shoot it before it does (it got incredible shields that cannot be broken).

Loni was in a fit of despair when she learn that her closest friend was killed in another battle that was going on elsewhere and Banagher had heard her thought (another story). He had the perfect chance to killed her but he hesistated as he didn't wanted to killed her since apparently only meeting her hours ago for a few minutes was enough for him to had gotten to know her. Well Riddhe intervene and took the shot in his place.

People had viewed Loni as a tragic character (she joined the war for revenge over her death of her mother) but sorry why should I give sympathy for her? We only met her for a few minutes which is not enough for me to sympathy her epecially when she committed hundred if not thousand (it was a huge lazer shots) of death to the civilian as you clearly got to see the people getting killed (this is a Gundam show afterall) just because she had an angry fits.

Also I don't give a damn on Banagher pacifist view as he claim he never killed anyone. Oh really? What about that one person he accidently killed when he overshot the beam Magmun or being forced to killed that other mobile suit as it was getting in his way? Sure he was unaware of his action which only made him ignorant, liar and a hypocrite.

He's also a great big wuss that he hesistated for taking a shot. He was willing to lay down his life were he's had a big role in the whole plot. Ok yes I can understand it wasn't easy for him to do it but consdier it was a kill or be killed situation and sure no one like to do that but I thought he would of understand it all (if he didn't stop her, she would of killed many more as she won't back down which he fail at trying to reason with her) and would of resolve his doubts and fear.
Quoted for truth. Episode 4 was a great episode (Byarlant Custom, *excited squeek*), but that ending really annoyed me. Gundam has a history of hypocrite protagonists, but Banagher is one of the worst offenders.

And I'd say every single member of the Stark family for ASoIaF. All of them have made some decisions that were dubious at best, though Robb and his mother are IMO the worst offenders.
 

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James from silent hill 2. when he lets Laura lock him in the room with the flesh lips it was obvious, there was no letter if she wouldn't go in for it.

captcha: home james 0__0
 

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Literally every hero who has ever said "I'm not going to kill you because then I'd be just like you" or anyone who gunned down 1000 faceless mooks only to let the final boss walk away. Special mention goes to Ezio from Assassin's Creed 2 because HE WAS THE REASON FOR ALL OF THIS AND YOU'RE AN ASSASSIN. KILL HIM!

I don't get it - it's wrong to kill the guy responsible for all the bad stuff, but everyone he hired is fair game? Are you insane? Once you start mass murdering everyone it's a bit too late to show mercy - you're not trying to prove a point, otherwise you'd have spared everyone. You're trying to kill the bad guy. So KILL HIM.
 
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Matthew94 said:
I wouldn't call him a hero but Walt from Breaking Bad, there have been many times I think he is just a moronic asshole.
He's such a fucking idiot sometimes especially when

He wants to shoot his boss and asks Mike to help him. "You're both on his payroll!" I yelled. Walt really hates any form of authority. Another thing I notice was that he requires constant validation from others, though that's off topic.

Most of the time I consider the hero an idiot. They just do some of the most retarded stuff all the time.
 

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Fappy said:
Every Jedi in the Star Wars prequels. Every one.
But especially Qui-gon Booze. Wait, no especially Yoda. Wait, no, especially Anakin. Wait, no! Especi- ...okay yes, every single one. Fuck.

But you have to admit. Palpatine did alright for himself. Maybe the Dark Side of the Force makes people in the near vicinity stupider or something. ...why am I making excuses for these films again? I'm agreeing with you.
 

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That one scene in Spec Ops: The line.

The thing with the white phosphorus. A retarded child could have told you that the ditch was full of clearly unarmed people that were not moving, yet you can't go on from that part until you've killed everyone in it (apparently it was also apparently full of oil or something that made the entire thing light on fire, but w/e.)

It's kind of hard to feel sorry for him when he goes "OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE????" when there was abso-fucking-lutely nothing ambiguous about what he was doing.

"What? That pit full of civilians was full of civilians? HOW COULD I HAVE KNNNOOOWWWNNN?????"

Eat shit, protagonist.
 

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Someone mentioned I Am Legend?

The problem with that film (OK, yes, there are many many MANY fucking problems with it) isn't that they had the tacked on 'happy ending' in place of the 'original' one where he survived, its that the ending of the book was entirely ignored in the first place.

Actually, fuck that, its that THE ENTIRE FUCKING BOOK was ignored in the first place. Yes, I get that they wanted to modernise it and everything, but they could have done that oh so very easily without changing the vampires into mostly mindless zombies. The ending of the book was pretty much perfect. It does not, however, leave any kind of room for a possible sequel, which will be the main reason why the producers totally ignored it.
 

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Probably Ned Stark, from Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire. I mean, seriously? I would have had Littlefinger stabbed in the back at the first opportunity and that's without the benefit of hindsight.
 

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The Artificially Prolonged said:
Will Smith's character in I Am Legend. All very noble sacrificing yourself for the women and child, however I'm sure having you and the cure together would have a lot more useful to the scientists who will now be working on mass producing it. Making your life alot more valuable in the grand scheme of things. I imagine the scientists will have had to spend alot of time reverse engineering the cure in order to recreate it, where as if he was still alive they could probably started mass producing the cure right away. Maybe a little picky but that has always bug me in that film.
If it makes you feel any better, that was actually the re-done and retarded ending. The original ending, which is basically Smith's character realizing the "vampires" were sapient and just trying to get their friends/family back after he kidnaps them, was pulled after test screening audiences didn't like it.
 

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kortin said:
Hisao in Katawa Shoujo.

He's a complete dumbass throughout the entire VN.
whoa really? I kinda liked the guy, but yeah I recall a few 'facepalms' during my playthrough. Still, he gets the girl so what's the problem? xD
 

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Everyone in Prometheus (A really good but flawed movie) was a moron. For example, one of the characters, a "biologist" sees a new alien creature thingie worm. If you were a biologist, and you found a brand new, completely alien lifeform, what was the first thing you do? If you actually studied your field, you would take notes about its appearance and behavior, maybe snap a few pictures. This moron

<spoiler=Spoiler induced stupidity for Prometheus>decided it would not only be a good idea to get in close, but directly talk to and even attempt to touch it! No wonder he managed to get himself killed and eaten by it. Also, why did the robot dude whose name I forget give Male Love Interest the diseased filled drink? Was it FOR SCIENCE!?


The_Waspman said:
Someone mentioned I Am Legend?

The problem with that film (OK, yes, there are many many MANY fucking problems with it) isn't that they had the tacked on 'happy ending' in place of the 'original' one where he survived, its that the ending of the book was entirely ignored in the first place.

Actually, fuck that, its that THE ENTIRE FUCKING BOOK was ignored in the first place. Yes, I get that they wanted to modernise it and everything, but they could have done that oh so very easily without changing the vampires into mostly mindless zombies. The ending of the book was pretty much perfect. It does not, however, leave any kind of room for a possible sequel, which will be the main reason why the producers totally ignored it.
I was going to tell you about the orriginal, fateful ending, but this guy said it best:

Agayek said:
If it makes you feel any better, that was actually the re-done and retarded ending. The original ending, which is basically Smith's character realizing the "vampires" were sapient and just trying to get their friends/family back after he kidnaps them, was pulled after test screening audiences didn't like it.
Thanks for the copypasta! Plus, nice Avatar. Reminds me of There Will Be Brawl. Ah, good times.

 

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Andrew Wiggim (aka Ender) various times through out the entire Ender saga, and Bean as well. Peter if you want to call him a hero. Anywho...
 

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I despise whiny heroes. They frustrate me beyond belief. I mean yes, it's fine to vent your problems but if your whole character is based upon it... It just becomes annoying.
 

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Cole Phelps in the Vice case 'Manifest Destiny', when he tails a person back to their home and.......

Good god it was awful, there seemed to be no motivation to do it.
 

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Nearly every slasher movie I've ever seen.
In order to drive the plot towards more murder/gore/jump scares/etc., someone has to do something that no one in their right mind would ever even CONSIDER. These include (but are not limited to):

*Walking around in the dark when you know for a FACT that a murderer is there
*Not calling 911 immediately (the phone line is cut, occasionally)
*Venturing to places that no one would want to go for the sake of "fun"
*Not listening to the one sensible person, dismissing their logical concern
*Hiding in extremely obvious places, like a closet
*Not making "FIND A GUN" their #1 priority
*Not leaving as soon as things start to get suspicious
*Constantly screaming loudly, in order to give away their position
*Immediately dismissing the killer as "dead" once they temporarily incapacitate him

Maybe the Slasher genre is just intentionally filled with a bunch of empty-skulled protagonists, so we don't feel bad when they inevitably get picked off. But then, somehow, some idiot manages to actually beat the supernatural killing machine. Why not just have everyone get killed? Isn't that what the audience would rather see? You've set up the movie so that we hate the protagonists and love the villain, and then you try to switch it around at the very last minute.
When you watch a Friday the 13th movie, what do you want to see? A bunch of idiot teenagers goofing off for an hour and 30 minutes, or Jason Vorhees? Sometimes I get the impression that the directors are asking the exact same question... except they mean it.
 

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There was a book once where the heroes ended up fighting since one went evil. His reasoning was that since magic was based on balance and the demons were destroyed last book that someone had to go evil to keep the world in balance. I stopped there and thought, "man they let some really stupid people become mages".

NegaWiki said:
Would it kill any of these heroes to be more specific?
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