If that was a joke, then well done sir or madame.9tailedflame said:We get it, you're prejudice against heterosexual people, the proper response is actually to try and fix yourself so you aren't prejudice though, instead of parade how much of a hateful bigot you are.Parasondox said:As an immigrant, when a racist fool tells me to go back home, I just respond, "FINE!! I'll go back to my island of sun, sea, sand and fucking relaxation." Dumbass.
Congratulations you horny hetros. You finally get a day to yourself. To celebrate your rageing genitals and 30sec thrusting. I mean, straight people have had it tough these past couple of decades, maybe even centuries. Having people speaking to the opposite sex, being civil around the opposite sex, trying to avoid being "friendzoned". The struggle is real, man.
I mean, hetros cant even show any signs of affection to their other half without verbal abuse thrown at them, they struggle to marry the one they love and the most recent issue surrounding bathrooms.
I mean... could you image the opposite sex sharing bathrooms with them? Thats like, totally eww. Men will just mess it up more and the women will be disgusted. And dont get them started on the whole toilet lid war. Up or down, up or down. The war is real, man.
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Parasondox here with a very special nessage for you folk. Either social media is bored or just running out of ideas but this shit is funny in a stupid way. Or stupid in a funny way. I am a trained professional dumbass who is willing to take the risk of being unfunny. So please be responsible and don't try this at home.
Thank you.
I mean to be fair, there are some very legitimate criticisms to be made about heterosexual courtship rituals and the overall relationship between heterosexual males and heterosexual females, sure, there can be lack of respect on either side, gold digging and dehumanizing behavior, miscommunication and sexual incompatibility, it's why i'm single, but what you're doing is kicking people while they're down. I don't want to be a virgin despite being tall and handsome because straight women are absurdly hostile to potential suitors so I'm afraid to try. I'd love to be gay, i could have sex with people who i could be on equal terms with, who wouldn't pressure me to get married after 2 good dates and then try to take all my money, and the people who would hate me for being gay already hate me for being an atheist, so it's not like I'd be garnering that much more hate, and i could have a better sense of what my partner wanted sexually, instead i'm stuck with internet porn forever despite having above average physical assets.
If that weren't a joke then... you and many people here took my thread too fucking seriously. We are on 9 pages. 9!! Going back and forth, back and forth on the same thing and...
Why do I bother. This will either be ignored or just throw slurs. Thanks team.