Cheesus Eych Chraist. Have any of you read the one-liners from this game? Absolute horseshit, I must say.
Hel:
Sun Wukong:
Hades:
Ra:
Bakasura:
And that is just one from each religion. Not that it offends me, it just dumbs down and Americanizes the gods, making them shitty.
Fuck. Ruins an interesting game.
Hel:
Light voice: "Oh, why can't I keep a boyfriend?"
Dark voice: "Because you're ugly and you let people run all over you."
Light voice: "Why are you so mean?"
Dark voice: "Because you're ugly and you let people run all over you."
Light voice: "Why are you so mean?"
"Go away monkey haters. Sun Wukong rules here."
"Note to self: bring home bones of enemies for Cerberus to chew upon."
"Time for your daily dose of vitamin D... struction."
*Burps* "Just making room for you."
And that is just one from each religion. Not that it offends me, it just dumbs down and Americanizes the gods, making them shitty.
Fuck. Ruins an interesting game.