i'd tell him "because you now know what you did was wrong, and that you've learned your less (don't fuck with america or it's friends) we forgive you. now if you really want to show that you're sorry, go to the temple next sabbath, sit in the back and enjoy the sermon the best you can, and when you're done, i'm gonna teach you about black people because i'm certain that in a continent and in a time where blacks weren't in europe whatsoever you have never actually seen a black person that you got to know well."
yeah, he might not be in hell, but i'm going to put him in the worst and most polite hell of all: nazi rehabilitation.