Hitler asks for forgiveness.....

[mega48man]

i'd tell him "because you now know what you did was wrong, and that you've learned your less (don't fuck with america or it's friends) we forgive you. now if you really want to show that you're sorry, go to the temple next sabbath, sit in the back and enjoy the sermon the best you can, and when you're done, i'm gonna teach you about black people because i'm certain that in a continent and in a time where blacks weren't in europe whatsoever you have never actually seen a black person that you got to know well."

yeah, he might not be in hell, but i'm going to put him in the worst and most polite hell of all: nazi rehabilitation.

 

[Panda Mania]

I'd suggest he use his talents for something good, like ending poverty or finding clean renewable energy sources.

>.> <.< What? Vengeance erases nothing. Also, it's been 65+ years.

 

[SilentCom]

If Adolf Hitler were to come back from the dead, he wouldn't be alive for very long. His name is practically used interchangably with the word evil. The only way he could be forgiven is if somehow he were able to bring back everyone that died because of him.

 

[ScruffyTheJanitor]

"Say wut? Sorry, don't understand german. Also, shave that tash, it looks stupid"

 

[Alphakirby]

"The Nazi Treasure,give us ALL of it..."

 

[Floominoo]

Tell him to take up Judaism and he cannot be forgiven until he can quote random pages from the Torah, then shake hands with a random gay person and tell them they are a lovely human being, and then finally... sit perfectly still for 2 days whilst atheists dance around him singing that all Nazi's are stupid. Then and only then... can he be truly forgiven.

 

[TheMann]

1. Fly him out to Tel Aviv.
2. Turn him over to the Mossad.
3. Watch the hilarity ensue.

 

[IDITO]

unreal tournament 4...

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Tell him to take up Judaism and he cannot be forgiven until he can quote random pages from the Tanakh, then shake hands with a random gay person and tell them they are a lovely human being, and then finally... sit perfectly still for 2 days whilst atheists dance around him singing that all Nazi's are stupid. Then and only then... can he be truly forgiven.

what about the Slavs and the gypsies?

or are they not important enough?

 

[Floominoo]

Tell him to take up Judaism and he cannot be forgiven until he can quote random pages from the Tanakh, then shake hands with a random gay person and tell them they are a lovely human being, and then finally... sit perfectly still for 2 days whilst atheists dance around him singing that all Nazi's are stupid. Then and only then... can he be truly forgiven.

what about the Slavs and the gypsies?

or are they not important enough?

Hey I'm only the first one he asks... I didn't have much thinking time.

 

[Totenkopf]

I couldn't say what I'd do because I don't really know right now. Even though he led all of these things, I suppose it is still true that mostly everyone else in Germany was following him, so did every last one of them that took part deserve to die?

Good to know: Even the majorities of Wehrmacht and Waffen-SS soldiers weren't convinced followers of the NSDAP-doctrine, [and even some of those who were, weren't war-criminals (see Hans-Ulrich Rudel and Michael Wittmann for two famous examples)] so I'll just say "thank you" for this little piece of your opinion and let you reconsider that, especially the part with "following".

OT: "I have a message from the Eastern Front for you."
Blutaar him and wait until he dies.
Draw P38. Shoot him in the head, just to be sure.

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Tell him to take up Judaism and he cannot be forgiven until he can quote random pages from the Tanakh, then shake hands with a random gay person and tell them they are a lovely human being, and then finally... sit perfectly still for 2 days whilst atheists dance around him singing that all Nazi's are stupid. Then and only then... can he be truly forgiven.

what about the Slavs and the gypsies?

or are they not important enough?

Hey I'm only the first one he asks... I didn't have much thinking time.

dude it's freaking Hitler you honestly do not have to be polite no one minds if you keep him waiting.

 

[MrShadowzs]

ask him how the hell he's still alive and use that information to help further humanity

 

[Alden Hou]

Stick a pineapple up your ass!

can you tell me what film this is from? i cant remember.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Tie him up and let anyone who feels like it walk up and give him 1 punch or kick or piss on him as long as you dont kill him, for 10p that goes to charity, go to every major city in the world and do that but make sure no one kills him, then cover his eyes and put sound cancelling headphones on him and throw him in solitary confinement for the rest of his rotten life.

 

[Altorin]

Stick a pineapple up your ass!

can you tell me what film this is from? i cant remember.

I'm not him, but it's from Little Nicky

 

[Adultism]

I honestly am lost on this, I beleive if he has truly changed then he should be forgiven, but he may just be lying.

He didn't "kill" all those people, but he did give the order to put the Jews into camps and kill them, so he directly affected it, even though he didn't do it himself.

So I'd just shrug.

 

[JasonKaotic]

Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha.
NO.
I would NOT forgive him.
An apology doesn't make up for millions of lives.

 

[Sticky Squid]

Challenge him to Mahjong, he was badass at it.

 

[Treblaine]

OK, some murderers work their whole lives in the punishment of prisons really contemplating their guilt to be even get approaching forgiveness for a single murder.

Hitler has over 17 million murders to account for and so far he dodged all that responsibility with suicide. That IS Hitler, the suicide, the mass murderer, the coward.

If he spent just 1 hour asking for forgiveness for each murder then it would take him Two THOUSAND years to get through all the individuals.

He deserves 17 million deaths by starvation and suffocation.
The closest thing he will get to justice is to go down in history known forever as the single most evil and negative figure in the history of the modern world.