How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

It must have been on Fox News.


How did you make my bed explode?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With magic.

How did you not notice the fireball? It was moving kinda slow...

 

[Ren3004]

I was asleep.


How did you cast flare?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because your level is low enough for me to use it on you.

How did you climb that building?

 

[Ren3004]

With my hands.

How did you type with your nose?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being nimble.

How did you make a model boat in a bottle, made of wood and cloth using only your feet?

 

[Neonbob]

I have very nimble toes. And I used a gigantic bottle.

How did you smash a watermelon with your pinky?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I am Iron Man.

How did you freeze the entire ocean?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a whole lot of liquid nitrogen.

How did you plunge the world into night?

 

[Baby Eater]

by unplugging the sun

how did you stop a train with a paperclip?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I stuck it in the comductors eye

who did you become so deliciose? *OM NOM OM OMMMM*

 

[ravensshade]

because i buttered him up

why did you just eat sentient toast?

 

[Neonbob]

It looked tasty. And it was.

Why did you make an "Ask a ____" thread?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because I was wondering

how did you not think that comics that use people to represent countries are funny?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I'm not into satire.

How did you think satire was the best thing ever?

 

[Neonbob]

I enjoyed it a lot...

How did you shut down an entire city?

 

[Cargando]

Cutting the electricity by jamming a squirrel in the generator.

How did you manage to stay so young and smooth in your old age?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By eating healthy.

How did you get a girl?

 

[Ren3004]

I broke into her house several times, used innuendo and got in several fights with another man.


How did you find a date online?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By coming on this forum and meeting an awesome girl.

How did you get that owl badge?