How did you do that?

[RanD00M]

I used my super smarts to make one.(Yours is in the mail) :Þ

How did you not get my package?

 

[ravensshade]

the mail guy stole it...

how did you kill the mail guy?

 

[RanD00M]

Crossbow robot.

How did i fail to make you a spare robot.

 

[ravensshade]

by getting just as many hate in the same place

how did you become random?

 

[Neonbob]

I...just did. Not like it takes a bunch of alien gods to bestow power upon you or anything.
Not at all.

How did you see through my veil?

 

[Cargando]

With a hypothetical flamethrower, to distract you from the tiny monkey sneaking up on you, specially trained in the art of veil-lifting.

How did you change my MP3 so it only plays 'Never Gonna Give You Up' non-stop?

 

[Neonbob]

I hacked it! Hehehe.
*is hit with computer*

How did you get a ufo?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By finding it in the forest.

How did you get me killed by the FBI?

 

[Neonbob]

I knocked you out and put you in a car at their front door. The car had a bomb in it. They shot you!
Yaaay.

How did you scrape Joe off the ground?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a spatula while thinking of flowers and cute girls.

How did you do that to Joe?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I used [HEADING=1]SCIENCE!![/HEADING]

how did you eat a Bernstein burner while it was being used?

 

[Timotei]

I am just that awesome.

How did you accidentally the economy?

 

[Neonbob]

I forgot about it and it happened.

How did you make the site go quiet?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you see, I had some really bad gas...

How did you make such excellent burritoes and coffee?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't...they made me puke. Thanks.

How did you fish a boot out of a koi pond?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm just made of that much fail.

How did you bring an end to international communism?

 

[Neonbob]

You hypnotized yourself until you picked it up.

How did you chip your tooth?

 

[Neonbob]

I have your life on file.
[sup]NO! It's comfy in here.
*flops onto frontal lobe*

How did you put hard candy in a cake?

 

[Kud]

Natural Talent.

How did you become so useful?

 

[Timotei]

I learned many things from the world's best teachers. Then killed them.

How did you scare away rabid republicans?