How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You were really out of place.

How did you spawn a kitten?

 

[DJude]

that is also a technique developed by assassins and ninjas

how did you make super toast?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It is a technique developed by me when hungry.

How did you make the sky fall?

 

[DJude]

its a secret

how did you manage to drink 35 bottles of wine in 3 seconds?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By pouring it down the drain at full haste.

How did you afford this wine?

 

[DJude]

With the money i made from selling grapes

How did you make life-sized replicas of all the Rozen Maiden dolls?

 

[DJude]

I fell through the floor

How did you not fall through the floors made of paper?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I'm 95% helium.

How did you survive the fall?

 

[DJude]

a portion of my own awesomeness cushioned the fall

how did you save christmas?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By shooting the Grinch repeatedly.

How did you make me miss those life-size replicas of all the Rozen Maiden dolls?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I turned off your alarm clock. That simple.

How did you liek mudkips?

 

[DJude]

Because i did

How did you fire your lazor?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

He isn't one of us. Shun the nonbeliever. Shuuuuuun SHUUUUN!

How did you bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city's steps?

 

[DJude]

because i was sent to do so

how did you not see me?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I was busy training my son to be a Spartan warrior.

How dare you insult my queen?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

We only had 300 warriors.

How did you threaten my people with slavery and death?

 

[Neonbob]

You blew it up!

How did you get frostbite on your scalp?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I took off my hat and some jerk named Mr. Frost decided it'd be cool to bite my scalp.

How did you burst into flames in the bottom of that pool?

 

[DJude]

with the sheer power of my awesomeness

how did you not see it from your house?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy playing MW2.

How did you beat it on Veteran?