How did you do that?

[Pm0n3y]

By sending my rapid democratic on them.

How could you do such a thing?!

 

[ravensshade]

i let someone else do it

how did democratic folks become rapid?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave them all speed.
That made them run.

How did you rip off your facial hair without screaming?

 

[Metric Monkey]

A real man doesn't scream from pain.
However, a real man doesn't rip off all his facial hair either.
I had none to begin with.

How did you get on to live TV?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Streaking across the feild at the Superbowl

How did you find my phone?

 

[ravensshade]

i sat on it... sorry

how did you fix your xbox?

 

[Pimppeter2]

By using peer pressure!

How did you kill that Elephant!

 

[ravensshade]

by carefull use of an army of mouses

how did you eat mud and vomit pie?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Its Thanksgiving!

How did you sneak a sip of my gatorade?

 

[ravensshade]

i did it while you were distracted by turkey (wether the country or the food that's your call)

how did you see trough my disguise?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was not a very good disguise to start with.

How did you get me banned?

 

[COR 2000]

You kept spamming "DesuDesuDesu". Simple enough.

How did you let him get away?

 

[DJude]

i turned away to watch The Price is Right and he escaped...

how did you jump off the Empire State building and land on a fruit stand somewhere in Israel?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using a teleporter.

How did you break my teleporter?

 

[orangebandguy]

I used an Electro sapper.

Where'd I get one of those from?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw a thing on tv about it.

How did you get on tv?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With money.

How did you buy a house?

 

[DJude]

i heard about it on YOUR tv

how did you not realize me sitting right behind you this whole time?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not notice you because you are a cushion.

How did you become a cushion?

 

[DJude]

its a special technique only known by those that are assassins and or ninjas

how did you spot me so quick?