How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

It was Monopoly money.


How did you think I could be fooled?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

it was on fire

how did you actually watch THAT

 

[Ren3004]

I'm very desensitized.

How did you not see the ninjas?

 

[Disaster Button]

They were invisible, duh.

How did you feel about getting Ninja'd?

 

[Ren3004]

Sad. And vengeful.


How did you avoid my wrath?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being somewhere else.

How did you find me somewhere in time?

 

[Disaster Button]

It wasn't easy to tell the truth, I'm not proud of what I had to do. I still feel dirty, they just don't make water hot enough.

Tardis.

How did you like wearing that scarf?

 

[Ren3004]

It was nice, human skin is really comfortable.


How did you let me make that scarf?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I just did

how did you get those lovely trousers

 

[Ren3004]

I bought them. With my soul.


How did you steal my soul?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you just left it sitting on the kitchen counter.

How did you light that rock on fire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am magic, after all.

How did you stop time?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I asked him to slow down then killed him

how did you know it was my birthday

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw you in National Geographic.

How did you not see the horse poo in the middle of a metropolis?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By putting a rocket on him.

How did you make earth blow up?

 

[Baby Eater]

bottle rockets

how did you buy so many bottle rockets?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Money I got from random loot.

How did you change that guy's AI?

 

[Neonbob]

I hacked into his system and installed some new subroutines.

How did you cancel your subscription to Life?