How did you do that?

[ThreeWords]

Yes, but youre on the wrong thread

How did youget them confused?

 

[Ren3004]

Blows to the head will do that to you.

How did you stand repeated blows to the head?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Earplugs. They have many uses.

How did you find that extra can of Ovaltine?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I looked for it
*damn*
Sheer Willpower... all of it

How did you wreck the Republican Party?

 

[A Weary Exile]

I nominated Sarah Palin.

How did you answer this question?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With several words and syllables and letters.
You convinced me to come here. This is why I hate you.

How did you escape the prison planet?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I left before they built the prison.

How did you survive watching a full episode of Glenn Beck?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Carefully, my swollen goat, carefully. AND WITH THE AGILITY OF A TINY MOTH!

How did you set a drunken course for adventure?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, the twenty empty bottles of Jack scattered about and your flaming breath were pretty good indicators.

How did you not succumb to alcohol poisoning?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Two words: beer goggles.

How did you rock and roll, Latino style?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

El taco.
[sup]I have no goddamn idea. I don't speak a lick of Spanish, even though I probably should.[/sup]

How did you confuse me with a foreign language?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You told me just now!

How did you come to hate everything in existence so much?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Laziness, my-eh, I'll finish it later.

How did you survive that hurricane?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

A wizard did it.

How did you become a jet fighter, despite being completely unqualified?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I threw in a druid-wizard-halfling with psionic powers to take out the blade before I fell in.
[sup]It was quite messy.[/sup]

How did you measure your worth?

[sup]I thought the Spanish had something to do with my name. Never would've guessed with the German though.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Way too many forum games. WAY too many forum games.

How did you overcome being that ugly?

[sup]Meh, lucky. My mom always wanted me to learn Spanish, and it would have been useful. Just never did.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I checked the phonebook. He's listed.

How did you not explode from eating so many sandwiches?


[sup]Well, I know most of the Spanish curses, which is good enough for me.[/sup]

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I forgot to close the door behind me.

How did you not die during 2012?

 

[Ren3004]

My watch is an hour fast.


How did you confuse Morgan Freeman with Gordon Freeman?

 

[ThreeWords]

Sorry, Wen, I'm not good at names

That's your name, right?