How did you do that?

[jacx]

im not a pokemon


how did you survive the fall?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cushions.

How did you get stalked like that?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I put on a Furburt mask

How did you become a One-Hit-Wonder?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Awesomesauce. It works miracles.

How do you not know of the awesome properties of Awesomesauce?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I prefer L33t Cereal

How did you know I was gonna post that?

 

[major28]

because your predictable

how did you rescue the princess

 

[axle 19]

By going to right castle this time.
Fucking toads and their crappy directions.

How did you survive the special mushrooms?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

FUCCCCCK!!!!! i missed that post! it took me ten fuckingg minutes to write it all then i went to find a picture on the same tab!

OT: Idk... I'm too depressed now to answer...

 

[Sleekgiant]

I have a tolerance to mushrooms >_> <_<

How did you find "the stash"

 

[The Infinite]

I watched you from that tree across the street.

How did you destroy the multiverse?

 

[axle 19]

I divided by zero.
Twice, just to be sure.

How did you escape from the temporal rift?

 

[Pinkros]

I opened another temporal rift that lead here. Duh.

How did you run from the zombies?

 

[The Infinite]

As fast as the speed of light.

How did you not win?

 

[Pinkros]

I fail'd, obviously.

How did you get in here?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I just woke up here one day

How did you save the Titanic

 

[Pinkros]

I threw my flamethrower overboard and then melted the iceberg with a hairdryer.

How did you manage to not procrastinate everything?

 

[axle 19]

I did everything yesterday, or was it today.
Shit I'll think about it later.

How did you cure zombie cancer?

 

[Neonbob]

I...I have no freaking clue...

How did you get yourself into a clinical trial for cancer?

 

[axle 19]

I sat down on a radioactive drum.
It was all tingly and glowing.

How did defeat the whales on stilts?

 

[Neonbob]

I cut the stilts in half and let the fuckers fall.

How did you survive me stabbing your heart with a spork?