axle 19 Bearer of the Necronomicon Aug 2, 2008 3,444 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,781 I hired magneto to reverse there polarity. For having such a cool power he's really cranky. How did you discover the fountain of aging?
I hired magneto to reverse there polarity. For having such a cool power he's really cranky. How did you discover the fountain of aging?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,782 I asked Farnsworth where he went. He was surprisingly forthcoming. How did you learn to torture people from martians?
I asked Farnsworth where he went. He was surprisingly forthcoming. How did you learn to torture people from martians?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,783 I tortured them until they told me. How did you forget my birthday?
Pinkros New member Mar 15, 2010 163 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,784 By erasing my own memories. How did you learn to speak esperanto so fluently?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,785 My brain links directly to Wikipedia. How did you fly to the moon?
Pinkros New member Mar 15, 2010 163 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,786 By flapping my arms, and boy are they tired now. *ba-dum tish* How did you fall asleep?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,356 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,787 I was tired. How did you forget to wake me up!?
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,257 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,788 By living in a different neighborhood. How did you force me to move next to you?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 15, 2010 #4,789 I hypnotized you and got you to agree to the move! How did you put cyanide in my balloon?
SpaceSpork New member May 15, 2009 2,409 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,790 Cyanide, pickles, and a few hundred cans of glue. How did you eat that . . . That THING?
BloodyThoughts EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY! Jan 4, 2010 23,002 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,791 I cut off my tongue. How in the world did you find Carmine Sandiago!?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,792 I stuck a location device in her eyelid. She'll never hide from me again! How did you get into a separate dimension?
I stuck a location device in her eyelid. She'll never hide from me again! How did you get into a separate dimension?
TheNumber1Zero Forgot to Remember Jul 23, 2009 7,345 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,793 I used my DoorKnobs! How did you eat that guy's Personality?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,794 I have a special soul sucker. It's called a mother in law. How did you manage a food store for a year?
I have a special soul sucker. It's called a mother in law. How did you manage a food store for a year?
Pinkros New member Mar 15, 2010 163 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,795 I trained an army of squirrels to do it for me! How did you miss him?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,796 I was blinded by some asshole with a strobe light! How did you mess up my favorite place?
The Infinite Elite Member Mar 30, 2009 2,102 0 41 Mar 16, 2010 #4,797 By adding more whales to it. How did you rob the world?
Paksenarrion New member Mar 13, 2009 2,911 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,798 We're Oceans 9000. How did you know I'd need these trousers that turn into jam?
Neonbob The Noble Nuker Dec 22, 2008 25,564 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,799 You're a chronic jam abuser. How did you let me into a building that was completely locked down?
L Lusperus New member Aug 20, 2008 493 0 0 Mar 16, 2010 #4,800 By digging! How do you type with boxing gloves on?