How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I saw them during the act.

How did you break the site?

 

[LeonLethality]

I gave them the idea of March Mayhem

How did you poison me?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, you do eat anything I give you, so...yeah. It wasn't the hardest thing I've ever done.

How did you make snow turn into lava?

 

[darth jacen]

particle accelerator

How did you you get THAT in THERE!?!

 

[LeonLethality]

With great difficulty

How did you destroy pluto?

 

[The Infinite]

By dividing by zero.

How did you reverse the aging process?

 

[darth jacen]

By being Juan Ponce de León and not publishing my discoveries, but rather going all Kratos on my help until I was the only one left...

How did you lose the game?

 

[LeonLethality]

By reading your post

How did you win the contest?

 

[Neonbob]

I rigged it.
With bombs.
And a bit of fire.

How did you disarm all my threats?

 

[LeonLethality]

Sending in waves of men in to the narrow hallway

How did you find the jewels?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a jewel detector, and it gave off incredible readings around that part of the wall.
Plus, you hid them behind glass.

How did you break in your new shoes?

 

[LeonLethality]

Hot coals can do anything!

How did you eat the whole crate of watermelons?!

 

[darth jacen]

Taking the "Bring the ring back to mount doom hike" sponsored by the nature channel NINJA'D I swear this is # 4 in 4 posts...

How did you obliterate your brain cells?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit mi hed. Wit a brrrriiiik.
*passes out*

How did you put yourself into a straightjacket?

 

[LeonLethality]

Insanity can do many things to a man.

How did you read that book?

 

[Neonbob]

I opened the covers, remembered all my training, and defeated the monster on the front page.
Then I sat down by a fire and read.

How did you duel the letter A?

 

[LeonLethality]

With my trusty rubber chicken and it's regurgitating squeeker

How did you see what was in my pants under my hat?

 

[Neonbob]

X-ray vision, given to my by some mad fucko with too much free time and funding.

How did you turn a car into a thing of horrible pain?

 

[LeonLethality]

External combustion engines are the way of the future!

How did you break that guitar?

 

[Neonbob]

I used it as a containment shell for a five pound charge of C4.
The thing blew apart so nicely!

How did you remove your brain?