How did you do that?

[LeonLethality]

I threw a rock at a clock

How did you tame the dolphins?

 

[Neonbob]

Underwater hypnosis.

How did you cancel all the posts?

 

[axle 19]

I took control of the website and activated the banhammer.
3 swings is all it took.

How did you restore the sight afterwards?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I re attached the eye nerves.
[sup]Yes, I am exploiting your grammar fail.[/sup]

How did I manage to do something so evil and not become evil?

 

[Threx]

It was evil yes but it was for the good of everyone.

How did you find the lost treasure of Atlantis

 

[rt052192]

plot device mr frodo, plot device.

How did i manage to pull that "One ring to rule them all" reference from out of the blue?

 

[MrGFunk]

You just watched Clerks 2.

How did you spend last christmas?

 

[darth jacen]

Opening my new gaming computer and killing people in CS:S

How did you watch Star Trek?

 

[Neonbob]

I turned on the TV and just left it run.

How did you get me blamed for your own murder?

 

[Tiny116]

I plastered a "Nuke the whales" sign on my body

how did you steal my skeleton?

 

[Neonbob]

I waited for you to fall asleep, then drugged you into a coma, cut you open, and worked for hours cutting your skeleton out.

How did you lose your belt?

 

[oppp7]

I never wore one.
How did you steal my bacon?

 

[Neonbob]

I knocked you out and took it off the stove. Didn't you notice the bump on your head?

How did you define race?

 

[axle 19]

I took out a dictionary and read aloud.
Wasn't to difficult except for the small text.

How did you not see that coming?

 

[Neonbob]

I was hoping for something more original, really.

How did you disgust a nation?

 

[The Warden]

I took a dump on their flag.

How did you become so sexy?

 

[Neonbob]

I was born, my dear Warden.

How did you get your face to turn inside out?

 

[axle 19]

I saw the latest Uwe Boll movie.
What has been seen cannot be unseen.

How did you fix my face?

 

[The Warden]

I'm skilled in plastic surgery.


How did you give birth to a chicken wing?

 

[Neonbob]

It was a really bad night...can we please not talk about it?
I mean...no. I'm blocking that memory now.

How did you write a paper on socks?