How did you do that?

[The Infinite]

Through SCIENCE!

How did you built that time machine?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a genius, you know.
It wasn't that hard after I figured out the constant for friction while traveling against time.

How did you destroy a twister?

 

[LeonLethality]

I ripped it in two

How did you get in trouble?

 

[Neonbob]

Kicking people in the face will do that...

How did you put yourself in jail without doing anything?

 

[LeonLethality]

I really shouldn't have been wearing the neon "I did it sign" by the bank...

How did you break that TV?

 

[EqualNOpposite]

See, there's this nifty little thing called a Tesla Coil...

How did you get such a spiffy hat?

 

[darth jacen]

In the back of this van I was in the other day I saw it laying there and had to have it

How did you get so FAT?!

 

[LeonLethality]

Jazzersize had the wrong effect on me

How did you get to smell so good?

 

[darth jacen]

Axe body wash works like a charm

How did you get wings of that size to fit under your coat?

 

[Neonbob]

You know Angel of the X-men, right?
I got a harness from him.

How did you reload your rifle without bullets?

 

[LordMoose]

I naturally smell that way, Pure Man Musk.

How do you manage to stay focused?

 

[LeonLethality]

@bob: Sheer determination

@moose: eye peelers

How did you make a penguin move faster than the speed of sound?

 

[Neonbob]

Megapunt.
:-D

How did you let a good person lose?

 

[LordMoose]

Put an innocent bystander in the way of their attack. that was a DnD spell, summon innocent or something like that.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop?

 

[Neonbob]

Who knows?
I found out by making a licking machine.
You should try it.

How did you lose all your hair?

 

[The Infinite]

None, I eat the damn thing whole.
EDIT: damn ninjas - A walrus ate it.

How did you know that the answer was 42?

 

[Neonbob]

The question was 84/2.
How could you not know it?

How did you get a watch from a deaf man?

 

[Ren3004]

I stole it from him.

How did you hurt my kneecap?

 

[The Infinite]

With this rock.

How did you escape that viper pit?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of fire and some ladders.
You'd be surprised just how often those things can fix problems.

How did you change the flow of time?