How did you do that?

[AWC Viper]

phone book

how did you make that helicopter explode?

 

[Ren3004]

...phone book.


How did you make an explosive phone book?

 

[SteakHeart]

I stuffed it with porn.

How did you do a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER?

 

[Ren3004]

With the power of my mind.

How did you manage to use more than 10% of your brain?

 

[SteakHeart]

I'm Chriss Angel.

How did you not know that?

 

[Ren3004]

I can only use 10% of my brain.


How did you find my secret stash of weapons?

 

[COR 2000]

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.131220

How did you not see this coming?

 

[Ren3004]

Once again, I can only use 10% of my brain.


How did you achieve perpetual motion?

 

[Neonbob]

I got a bunch of hamsters and three million children.
That is all I can say.

How did you call the cops after I shut down all your phones?

 

[Sassafrass]

I summoned them using the sacrifice of 1000 donuts.

How did you find out where I live?

 

[Neonbob]

I followed you home, silly. And you let me in.
Muahahaha.

How did you decode my message?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was horribly coded.

How did you buy a nuke in a convenience store?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm persuasive when I need to be.

How did you shut off my power?

 

[Sassafrass]

I followed you home and located your fuse box...I'm in your house now...

How did you know I was hiding on the ceiling?

 

[COR 2000]

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/die_electric3.jpg

How does that not make any sense?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you're hanging out with me.
Nothing makes sense anymore. Just embrace the oddity of it all.

How did you clone a three headed monkey from a dragonfly?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I can do weird things with them. Weird things.

How did you get me into In Flames?

 

[Neonbob]

I told you to look up a great song by them, and you took it from there.
Sheer awesome.

How did you break the speech barrier?

 

[Sassafrass]

By learning every language in the Matrix.

How did you get Keanu Reeves to smile?