How did you do that?

[Goldeneye103X2]

I called eddie riggs.

How did you watch the watchmen?

 

[Ren3004]

I followed them home.


How did you find the watchmen?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I'm a watcher.

How did you come up with THAT solution?

 

[Ren3004]

I used the right 10% of my brain.


How did you become friends with Chuck Norris?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I joined his fan club.

How did you escape from Hell?

 

[Ren3004]

Through the door.


How did you find the temple of doom?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I followed the big neon sign that said: "Temple of Doom THIS WAY --->".

How did you not notice the big neon sign?

 

[Ren3004]

Photophobia.


How did you fill my kitchen with ferrets?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I poured dehydrated ferret into your water supply so it would fill up when you turned on the sink.

How did you survive drinking 3 liters of mercury?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm Superman.


How did you make kryptonite?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It's really just a rock painted green.

How did you beat Batman in a fist-fight?

 

[Ren3004]

You fool, I AM BATMAN!


How did you find my identity?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You were dumb enough to shout it out loud. Now everybody knows.

How did you regain your fingers after accidentally cutting them off?

 

[Ren3004]

Sowing skills.

How did you learn microssurgery?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I picked up a copy of micro-surgery for dummies.

How did you perform surgery on a boulder?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

with a VERY sharp knife

How did i get my "VERY sharp knife?"

 

[Ren3004]

It was made by elves.

How did you befriend the elves?

 

[Ren3004]

I crossed the river that Arwen emptied to get rid of the Nazgul.


How did you make your hair so silky and shiny?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

I used alot of shampoo. Helps repair damage...

How did you break the ice?