How did you do that?

[darth jacen]

A large bomb

How did you create Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Neonbob]

I paid millions to a bunch of code monkeys, and they made it. Just like that.

How did you reinvigorate your sense of humor?

 

[axle 19]

I showed you a movie of whales being nuked.

How did you reverse your ban?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Bribery.

How did you catch all 8,051?

 

[Fetzenfisch]

I used my 8,051 catchingglove!

How did you manage to build a skyscraper made out of lard?

 

[brtshstel]

I froze them into blocks. It was really cold all winter. Once it got warm outside, then it melted, went rancid and stank really bead.

How do you do the penny trick when fixing you old Xbox 360?

 

[Neonbob]

I just shoved a penny in it...I didn't realize it was a trick.

How did you fix the spelling of an incompetent fuck?

 

[LeonLethality]

I punched him in the head every time he spelled a word wrong. The fun was not correcting him and seeing him squirm.

How did you lift a whole building?

 

[Asturiel]

With mucles 3 and 4, not 1,2, or the rest.

How did you catch them all?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A huge freaking net.

How did you become a computer app?

 

[Asturiel]

Will power man. Will power man!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did you break your own brain?

 

[axle 19]

I saw a nonstop Twilight marathon while playing zynga games for two days.

How did you fix my poor destroyed brain.

 

[Neonbob]

I had you watch Zombieland. Your brain fixed itself.

How did you get a new movie made for three dollars?

 

[mcgroobber]

i stole it from a poor orphan on the street who used a camcorder and 3 toothpicks

how did you canoe on a highway?

 

[ISawAFish]

I tied the canoe to a truck and just mad the arm movements.

How did you get away with pooping on Obamas' head?

 

[axle 19]

I told people it was for my health and a requirement for my insurance.
They bought it hook, line, and sinker.

How did you take the Coreolis Effect into account?

 

[Neonbob]

I moved the sight to the left some.

How did you find where I hid your legs?

 

[axle 19]

I followed the trail of blood.
On a related note anyone know how to do leg replacement surgery?

How did you keep me from bleeding out?

 

[brunzmeflugen]

I used Mighty Putty.

How did you like the movie?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't...it was an hour of horribleness.

How did you break a trophy?