How did you do that?

[Pinkros]

I threw my flamethrower overboard and then melted the iceberg with a hairdryer.

How did you manage to not procrastinate everything?

 

[axle 19]

I did everything yesterday, or was it today.
Shit I'll think about it later.

How did you cure zombie cancer?

 

[Neonbob]

I...I have no freaking clue...

How did you get yourself into a clinical trial for cancer?

 

[axle 19]

I sat down on a radioactive drum.
It was all tingly and glowing.

How did defeat the whales on stilts?

 

[Neonbob]

I cut the stilts in half and let the fuckers fall.

How did you survive me stabbing your heart with a spork?

 

[Lost In The Void]

Very Simple my heart is a void

How do you survive after all the death in the Old Fatality thread

 

[Neonbob]

I have a resurrection device on my wrist. You'd be surprised how handy it is.

How did you remember the best time of your life?

 

[Lost In The Void]

Well she left me with something, I'll let you guess what

How did you work after breaking both arms

 

[Neonbob]

I used the healing ray of the Amazons and was back to work in a day.

How did you locate the last city of men?

 

[Lost In The Void]

I listened for the sounds of drunken yells and sports channels

Where did you find my TV remote, I've been looking for that since Tuesday?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm afraid it was in a body cavity of a cadaver.
You sick, sick man.

How did you put wheels on your head?

 

[Lost In The Void]

Well the Doctor helped, but essencially it was me, then wheels, then a power drill. The blood was kinda annoying, but now I have wheels on my head so its ok

How did you get that screwdriver out of the toaster?

 

[The Infinite]

EDIT: With my mind.

How did you create the multiverse?

 

[Neonbob]

I split the universe into many! Not that hard. All you need is a universal splitter.

How did you ignore my logic?

 

[Pinkros]

Mostly apathy. But now I don't care anymore.

How did you stop falling in mid-air?

 

[Lost In The Void]

I called out to whatever deity is out there and he willed it, bag instant logic

How did you get that camera in my room without me knowing?

 

[Neonbob]

I waited til you left, then stuck it in your least favorite stuffed animal.
Easy.

How did you change your name to Legion without Christian groups getting all over you?

 

[axle 19]

I changed it and told them to fuck off.
What are they going to do riot.

How did you calm down the rioters?

 

[brtshstel]

I promised them the company of women. They just needed to get laid.

How did you pack all of that chocolatey taste into Cocoa Puffs?

 

[Neonbob]

Each one of them has a very small black hole, and it sucked in tons of chocolate.

How did you get on TV?