How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

Hormones... Lots of hormones.



How did you know about my cross-dressing habits?

 

[Neonbob]

You ran outside in a strapless dress and high heels when I lit your house on fire.
Congrats on that, by the way. I don't know anyone else who can run in those.

How did you re grow your index finger?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm actually a newt, so it was just a matter of waiting for a while.

How did you find out Big Brother is watching you?

 

[Ren3004]

I saw the camera over my bathtub.


How did you put a camera over my bathtub?

 

[Empireth]

I bribed Big Brother. Yeah, we're tight like that.

How did you manage to set fire to your shoes?

 

[Neonbob]

I stepped in a bonfire...you were watching.

How did you reply first to twelve threads in a row?

 

[Ren3004]

Multiple personalities. All of them are annoying, though.


How did you think letting me play with matches was a good idea?

 

[Empireth]

I thought you lighting your hair on fire might be funny... Little did I know...

How did you cut your finger with a butter knife?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm that good.


How did you think letting me play with knives was a good idea?

 

[Neonbob]

It's always a good idea.
You just didn't focus your energy enough.
Three people got away.

How did you weld three cars together in five minutes?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm good with fire.



How did you find out I was secretly rich?

 

[Sassafrass]

I have your bank account details. You should shred those, ya know...

How did you find out about the secret bunker?

 

[Ren3004]

I followed the "We're not here, don't go this way!" signs.


How did you know I went there?

 

[Empireth]

I have a GPS implanted in your fingernail. Seriously, you didn't notice?

How did you not notice the ticking time bomb above your keyboard?

 

[Ren3004]

I was focused on the Escapist forums.


How did you miss my shameless self-advertising?

 

[Azraellod]

I did notice it. I just didn't care about it.
I was concentrating on other things... like my headache.

How did you avoid getting killed by that giant boulder?

 

[Sassafrass]

I am secretly Indiana Jones.

How did you ninja me successfully?

 

[Ren3004]

Shurikens and shadows.


How did you make my computer melt from the inside out?

 

[Azraellod]

I broke the fan inside it. Then it was just a matter of waiting.

How did you break your alarm clock?

 

[Sassafrass]

A big ass hammer. And C4.

How did you sell me that C4?