How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The internet clouded my prescience.

How did you get here?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hey, I meant "How did you get in my house?" You got it wrong on your own.

How did you get that wrong?

 

[Sassafrass]

I didn't.
I've known you long enough to not consider you even insane. You gone past insane.

How did you go past insane?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By giving it a funny look.

How did you threaten my mum?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By bringing up the subject of my mom.

How did you not know I was really your daddy?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you don't even know my name. And you live somewhere in the trees...

How did you sneak that C4 out of the armoury?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a stealthy bastard.

How did you become a bastard?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By putting it in a box.

How did you liberate sunshine?

 

[Sassafrass]

I used a strong and fireproof rope.

How did you find the sun in my basement?

 

[Empireth]

I organized an army of leprechauns.
[sup]I swear to god my friend is one. It's really creepy sometimes.[/sup]

I stalked you via Google Street View, then hacked the computer to let me see in your house.

How did you lose sight of the rainbow?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I stopped tripping out on acid.

Where did you get that leprechaun army?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I just read this incantation...

How did you make me release a legion of demons on myself?!

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

I gave you the wrong incantation.

Where did you get the incantation book?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You gave it to me.

How did you get this book?

 

[Sassafrass]

I stole it from you. Again.

How did you lose the book twice?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are a dastardly thief, that's why!

How did you steal so many objects in one night?

 

[Timotei]

I snorted eight lines of coke before doing it.

How did you PARTY HARD?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Lot's of beer.

How did you get that dehydrated water?

 

[Timotei]

SCIENCE!

How did you end up in jail?

 

[Timotei]

I hired Johnny Cochran as my lawyer.

How did you start the flame war?