How did you do that?

Ren3004 · Oct 27, 2009

Well, you paid me money and I gave you the C4. It's simple, really.

How did you cut my brakes?

Neonbob · Oct 27, 2009

I have a plasma blade.

How did you turn on the lights from across the room?

Sassafrass · Oct 27, 2009

By throwing stuff at the switch till something hit it and turned it on.

How did that knife get stuck in your back?

Ren3004 · Oct 27, 2009

I put it there.

Again, how did you think that it would be a good idea for me to play with knives?

Empireth · Oct 27, 2009

I thought it would be funny... Like the matches...

How did you not think to throw the knives at someone rather than just play with them yourself?

Ren3004 · Oct 28, 2009

I'm very self-centered.

How did you convince that beautiful girl to go on a date with you?

Empireth · Oct 28, 2009

I can be very... persuasive... *cough*tranquilizer*cough*

How did you manage to never talk to your neighbours?

SteakHeart · Oct 28, 2009

I don't have any. Not after I killed them.

How did you fulfill every man's dream?

Ren3004 · Oct 28, 2009

You mean that mother-in-law thing? Let's just say I have a big enough basement.

How did you find out what was in my basement?

Sassafrass · Oct 28, 2009

Well, you kept me down there for 10 years.

How did you start a war between monkeys and lions?

SteakHeart · Oct 28, 2009

I summoned an army of Dorothies.

How did you not notice them?

Ren3004 · Oct 28, 2009

How do you expect me to see them in the middle of all the monkeys and lions?

How did you help the monkeys winning the war?

Sassafrass · Oct 28, 2009

By getting a nuke from the Russian Black Market.

How did you not know of the existence of the Russian Black Market?

SteakHeart · Oct 28, 2009

Who said I didn't?

How did you find El Dorado?

Ren3004 · Oct 28, 2009

I followed the map.

How did you get the map?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 28, 2009

By going in the book store and buying one.

How did you go gonzo in two days?

SteakHeart · Oct 28, 2009

I used a time warp.

How did you spend a day on 4Chan?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 28, 2009

By covering my eyes and swearing to see no evil.

How did you go through life and never set eyes upon something unholy?

Asciotes · Oct 28, 2009

By just not going on 4chan.

How could you live life without creepy anime porn then though?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Oct 28, 2009

Because I already do. Unless you consider fanservice of any sort porn.

How did you outlaw fanservice?