How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I shot people who promoted it.

How did you manage to censor Howard Stern?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By destroying everything which his image.

How did you erase Monty Python from history?

 

[Neonbob]

I sneezed while trimming hedges.
That was not a fun day.

How did you cool your house with magma?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Using stellarium.

How do you get to work? [sup]The sun is far away, you know...[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I got eaten by an alien.

How did your pet alien get loose?

 

[Neonbob]

I unlocked its cage.

How did you get past security?

 

[Sassafrass]

By making you date Barbara Bush.

How did that date go so wrong?

 

[Neonbob]

I hired a gang of actors to pose as you and offend all the people you care for.
Ninja'd but it still works.

How did you capture and train a squirrel?

 

[Sassafrass]

I lost it to Satan in a game of Tiddlywinks.
He's a mean tiddler.

How did the bullwhip tongue come up again?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was not as clever as you think...

How did you punch me in the face through my monitor?

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Turns out Ted Stevens was right about "a series of tubes."

How did you leave that muti-million dollar job?

 

[Sassafrass]

By doing so through the medium of DANCE! *waltzes around*
Ninja'd but works.

How did that in any way make any sense?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was slowly eroding my precious soul.

How did you eat that man's soul?