How did you do that?

[axle 19]

By unzipping my pants.

How did you destroy Zynga?

 

[Snarky Username]

By casting Valve on it.

How did you steal the hearts of millions?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Playing Visual Novels until I could capture any girl.

How did you think that was a dumb thing to do?

 

[axle 19]

Because beer would have been the faster solution.

How did you steal all my beer?

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[brtshstel]

It was a cooler with wheels. It was really easy.

How did you manage to fight off an entire platoon of enemy troops with just a bolt-action Lee Enfield?

 

[axle 19]

I'm some kind of Beer Wizard.
That conjure whiskey was really easy to learn.

I shot the conveniently placed red barrels.

How did you bend the unbendable bar?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I applied bendgay on my hands.

How did you not see that I was a robot?

 

[Neonbob]

I just didn't pay attention.

How did you get a forest to fuck?

 

[Scobie]

DELETED

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fire.

How did bambi's mom crash into the titanic in mid air?

 

[War Penguin]

After I shot her [small](that's right, I did it! >)[/small], I put her in a catapult and aimed for the Titanic.

How did you manage to keep your sanity after meeting Cthulhu?

 

[Steppin Razor]

Sanity? I never had any of that to start with.

How did you get Cthulhu to meet me in the first place?

 

[axle 19]

I am in possession of the NecroWombicon.
Cookie for the reference.

How did you avoid going insane?

 

[War Penguin]

I just said that I'm crazy, but that made me not crazy, since if I think I'm crazy, I'm not.

How did you bake a cake entirely made of cement... and have it taste SOOO good?

 

[axle 19]

You were high, everything tastes good.

How did you pass the breathalyzer test?

 

[War Penguin]

Since I don't drink, I just breathed and they said I was fine.

How did you get me drunk WITHOUT getting me to drink?

 

[axle 19]

I injected alcohol into your bloodstream.
I may have inadvertently poisoned you though.

How did you make it to the hospital?

 

[War Penguin]

I rode my dragon to the hospital.

How did you get me my dragon?